Here,s mine
Me:
hallo
God:
Hallo!
Me:
ehhm i'm a little nervous
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
why
God:
" I like the way you talk. "? Why?
Me:
why?
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
because
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
it is though!!!
God:
Oh. Is it?
Me:
deffinitly
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about ehhm you are a little nervous. But I did not get that.
Me:
what you mean by that?
God:
" The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about ehhm you are a little nervous. But I did not get that. " seems pretty clear to me.
Me:
you don't know what nervous means?
God:
I will search for it.
Me:
yea look it up
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now. Take it easy.
Me:
i thought you knew everything?
God:
I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
you talk difficult
God:
Thanks for your criticism, .
Me:
i'm from holland
God:
What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in holland.
Me:
rains all day
God:
All?
Me:
rains every day. This better
God:
Every one? What does "this" refer to?
Me:
no every day
God:
That was not a yes or no question. Even on weekends?
Me:
this refers to: rains every day
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
good
God:
Next question?
Me:
tell me something about how it is up there
God:
I did not even know that they do.
Me:
who do what?
God:
Bill Gates. :-).
Me:
wat does he got to do with this?
God:
I think he does whatever he wants.
Me:
yea could be
God:
You seem uncertain. Tell me more.
Me:
well read my mind and tell me
God:
Interesting. Sorry I don't have access to that document.
Me:
i,m not a computerfile
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A computerfile.
Me:
don't think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
why
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
i do not!!!
God:
Why not?
Me:
but got to go now
God:
Oh. Bye for now.
Me:
cya