erik Posted June 16, 2006 Report Posted June 16, 2006 A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?" "Terrorists have kidnapped 3 England football fans. They're asking for a £10 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection." "How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks. "About a gallon" Q: What's the difference between England and a tea bag? A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer. Q: You are trapped in a room with a Grizzly Bear, a Lion and Jimmy Hill. You have a gun, but only two bullets. What do you shoot? A: Jimmy Hill. Twice. The 7 dwarfs are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the dark distance a voice screams out "England are good enough to win the World Cup." Snow White says "Thank God - at least Dopey's still alive!"
Cod120 Posted June 16, 2006 Report Posted June 16, 2006 (edited) lol England manager Sven Goran Eriksson told David Beckham that he was thinking about playing him in the next england game but may pull him off at half time. "Fantastic" said David I usually only get an orange! Edited June 16, 2006 by Cod120
bazvale 276 Posted June 17, 2006 Report Posted June 17, 2006 (edited) Rooney's been told he can play in the world cup if he gets a Cortizone injection. Beckham said " If that fat Is having a new car then so am I " Edited June 17, 2006 by bazvale 276
ciderman22 Posted June 23, 2006 Report Posted June 23, 2006 Tord: "Hey, Sven, don't forget The Ol' Wallchart for the World Cup!" .... and from there, a legend of a wasted World Cup spot was written.... After all the fuss about Walcott, apparently he's failed a drug test. He tested positive for Calpol!
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