Nemesis239 Posted July 11, 2006 Report Posted July 11, 2006 (edited) Happy Birthday Mate have a good day Cheers Steve Edited July 11, 2006 by nemesis
Magpye105 Posted July 12, 2006 Report Posted July 12, 2006 Have a good day mate....why don't you knock off early today, I'm sure the people you will delivering too won't realise, the post is always late these days!
Cunny78 Posted July 12, 2006 Report Posted July 12, 2006 Happy Birthday mate Hope you have a good day Si
splinter Posted July 12, 2006 Report Posted July 12, 2006 Happy Birthday Si A little joke for ya... Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave, how ya doing?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team." When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual Budweiser. His wife is becoming uncomfortable and says, "You must come here a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser". "No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with them." A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Dave. "Hi Davey," she says, "Want your usual table dance?" Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her and she starts screaming at him. The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real chick tonight, Dave." (be careful where you get taken out for your birthday!)
wrighty496 Posted July 12, 2006 Report Posted July 12, 2006 Happy Birthday Si, hope you have a great day :appl: ps - killer joke Splinter
Rikard Posted July 12, 2006 Report Posted July 12, 2006 (edited) Happy Birthday!! Have a great Day! Love the joke Splinter! Edited July 12, 2006 by Rikard
Goughik501 Posted July 12, 2006 Report Posted July 12, 2006 Happy Birthday Si Enjoy your day cheers Adam
Flyinsi Posted July 12, 2006 Report Posted July 12, 2006 thanx lads, why is it that the older you get the more presents you buy the less you get . BTW thanx for the advice splinter I'll be sure to keep out of Dartmoor dolly's Gentlemens Club
Dazza290 Posted July 13, 2006 Report Posted July 13, 2006 Sorry its late but Happy Birthday Si! p.s Wicked joke Splinter
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