Nemesis239 Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 (edited) Happy Birthday Mate have a good day Cheers Steve Edited July 11, 2006 by nemesis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magpye105 Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Have a good day mate....why don't you knock off early today, I'm sure the people you will delivering too won't realise, the post is always late these days! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunny78 Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Happy Birthday mate Hope you have a good day Si Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan 57 Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Happy Birthday mate, have a great day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jrusselluk Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Happy Birthday m8 Have a great day James Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoR137 Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Happy Birthday Si Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
splinter Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Happy Birthday Si A little joke for ya... Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave, how ya doing?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team." When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual Budweiser. His wife is becoming uncomfortable and says, "You must come here a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser". "No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with them." A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Dave. "Hi Davey," she says, "Want your usual table dance?" Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her and she starts screaming at him. The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real chick tonight, Dave." (be careful where you get taken out for your birthday!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joker175 Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Happy birfday m8y Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrighty496 Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Happy Birthday Si, hope you have a great day :appl: ps - killer joke Splinter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rikard Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 (edited) Happy Birthday!! Have a great Day! Love the joke Splinter! Edited July 12, 2006 by Rikard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goughik501 Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Happy Birthday Si Enjoy your day cheers Adam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeroy186 Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Happy Birthday Si, have a good un Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRAV365 Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 happy birthday m8 have a great one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyinsi Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 thanx lads, why is it that the older you get the more presents you buy the less you get . BTW thanx for the advice splinter I'll be sure to keep out of Dartmoor dolly's Gentlemens Club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andymek Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Hope you enjoyed your day Mr S!!! Andymek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mav Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Happy Birthday m8 Hope you had a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazza290 Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Sorry its late but Happy Birthday Si! p.s Wicked joke Splinter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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