Cod120 Posted April 8, 2005 Report Posted April 8, 2005 (edited) A woman walks into her doctor's office, scared of the strange development recently to the inside of her legs... a green spot on the inside of each. They won't wash off, they won't scrape off, and they seem to be getting worse. The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of this, and that she needn't worry Until tests come back. He sends her home. A few days later, the woman's phone rings. Much to her relief, it's the doctor. She immediately begs to know what's going on with these spots. "You're perfectly healthy--there's no problem. But I'm wondering: is your boyfriend a chav?" the doctor asks. "Yes-how did you know?" "Tell him his earrings aren't real gold." What's the difference between a Chav girl and the Grand Old Duke of York? The Grand Old Duke of york only had ten thousand men... What's the difference between a chav and a coconut? One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut. what did the 17 year old chav call the 35 year old chavette? GRAN Edited April 8, 2005 by Cod120
chops660 Posted April 9, 2005 Report Posted April 9, 2005 (edited) Came across this site here worth a giggle at chav and neds exspence... BURBERRY CONDOM This could have been a good idea, but that a ned would ever consider using contraception is laughable. Edited April 9, 2005 by chops660
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