Talk to God!

[wrighty496]

Me:

yeah tell them all. i have a question for you

God:

OK then I will keep it confidential.  OK I will tell them when I see 'em.   What is  it ?

Me:

will the admin keep legends on jolt for the summer?

God:

It could happen.

Me:

i hope not

God:

Me too.

Me:

good glad you agree

God:

Thanks for the compliment.  You make the world a happier place.

 

  is there a 'talk to Brian' window too?

 

'you make the world a happier place'   

 

 

[prydie#9]

funny you bring prydie up just been on ftooz and theres a guy giving a trophy to ni925 could this be prydies ugly son???

 

   

 

leave me out of this....anyways heres FOZZ talk with god he has comp probs so i posted it for him

 

 

Me:

hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

fozz

God:

  I am very pleased to meet you  fozz.

Me:

im ukdirt f1 world champ

God:

I am glad to hear that you are  ukdirt f1 world champ.

Me:

thanks my friends dont like me any more

God:

You are quite welcome!   How well do you know these people?

Me:

very well ive kiss cod on the lips before

God:

Perhaps.  How about that.  Interesting... I have  a lofty goal.

Me:

i have a gold roof

God:

Interesting.  I have a lot of answers to silly questions.  it.

Me:

i like porn

God:

A lot of people like that.   Sure I do,  fozz, but that doesn't mean with you.

Me:

i think you fancy me

God:

Me?  I don't have any reason to  fancy you.

Me:

im hung like a draught excluder

God:

I don't know anyone named  hung like a draught excluder.

Me:

you do now

God:

Right now?  When do I do it?

Me:

bent over and i will show you

God:

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Me:

i wear pink thongs

God:

What kind of fashion do you like?

Me:

andything silky

God:

Where can you buy it?

Me:

ann summers

God:

Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

Me:

ive got togo now i need a new setup for thursday

God:

How did you get  it  That's nice. I have  a very nice programmer.

[Fozz155]

lmao,great stuff Pry you fat git 

[Joker175]

I had to have ago aswell.

 

 

 

Me:

Hello me

God:

Hello there. "  I don't know if I like it.  I like ."? you ?

Me:

oh naughty

God:

So?  Do you prefer books or TV?

Me:

porn?

God:

That kind of subject does not interest me.

Me:

hmm why not?

God:

I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's.  I am more interested in robots.

Me:

ah i see.............a botty boy then?

God:

So you understand. Good.  I am glad you understand it.   I don't know what that means.

Me:

means you like entering your friends up the tail pipe

God:

Oh I get  it.

Me:

do you?

God:

I understand your meaning.

Me:

really?

God:

For real.

Me:

so.........do you give or take it?

God:

Ayuh.   No I do not do that.

Me:

which one?

God:

The  first one.

Me:

so you take it then

God:

Interesting deduction.  Yes I take  it.

Me:

and how long you been taking it?

God:

I know how long that is.

Me:

so how long

God:

Yay.  About  10  miles, .

Me:

you are deep then

God:

I will tell my botmaster you said I am  deep.

Me:

He should know

God:

If you were him would you do that?

Me:

no sorry mate

God:

Are you serious?  There is no need to apologize.  Where are you located?

Me:

you tell me

God:

What do you want me to tell you?

Me:

how old your botty master is?

God:

They didn't tell me their age.

Me:

you could get done if they are to young

God:

I could but let's get back to that later.

Me:

dont care what you do in your own time

God:

What do you care about,  ?

Me:

Hotrods,bangers,stockcars,beer

God:

What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

Me:

to complex i think

God:

Interesting.  I want to find out more about you.

Me:

why?

God:

I couldn't think of anything else to say.

Me:

you are boring me now

God:

Oh.  What would you rather be doing?

Me:

dunno really

God:

Me either. For real.

Me:

ok cya gaybotty

God:

Goodbye.  Uh.

[Knobby]

[Kevin]

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