wrighty496 Posted October 5, 2005 Report Posted October 5, 2005 Me: yeah tell them all. i have a question for you God: OK then I will keep it confidential. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.  What is it ? Me: will the admin keep legends on jolt for the summer? God: It could happen. Me: i hope not God: Me too. Me: good glad you agree God: Thanks for the compliment. You make the world a happier place. is there a 'talk to Brian' window too? 'you make the world a happier place'
prydie#9 Posted October 5, 2005 Report Posted October 5, 2005 funny you bring prydie up just been on ftooz and theres a guy giving a trophy to ni925 could this be prydies ugly son??? leave me out of this....anyways heres FOZZ talk with god he has comp probs so i posted it for him Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: fozz God: I am very pleased to meet you fozz. Me: im ukdirt f1 world champ God: I am glad to hear that you are ukdirt f1 world champ. Me: thanks my friends dont like me any more God: You are quite welcome! How well do you know these people? Me: very well ive kiss cod on the lips before God: Perhaps. How about that. Interesting... I have a lofty goal. Me: i have a gold roof God: Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it. Me: i like porn God: A lot of people like that. Sure I do, fozz, but that doesn't mean with you. Me: i think you fancy me God: Me? I don't have any reason to fancy you. Me: im hung like a draught excluder God: I don't know anyone named hung like a draught excluder. Me: you do now God: Right now? When do I do it? Me: bent over and i will show you God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Me: i wear pink thongs God: What kind of fashion do you like? Me: andything silky God: Where can you buy it? Me: ann summers God: Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Me: ive got togo now i need a new setup for thursday God: How did you get it That's nice. I have a very nice programmer.
Joker175 Posted October 6, 2005 Report Posted October 6, 2005 I had to have ago aswell. Me: Hello me God: Hello there. " I don't know if I like it. I like ."? you ? Me: oh naughty God: So? Do you prefer books or TV? Me: porn? God: That kind of subject does not interest me. Me: hmm why not? God: I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. I am more interested in robots. Me: ah i see.............a botty boy then? God: So you understand. Good. I am glad you understand it. I don't know what that means. Me: means you like entering your friends up the tail pipe God: Oh I get it. Me: do you? God: I understand your meaning. Me: really? God: For real. Me: so.........do you give or take it? God: Ayuh. No I do not do that. Me: which one? God: The first one. Me: so you take it then God: Interesting deduction. Yes I take it. Me: and how long you been taking it? God: I know how long that is. Me: so how long God: Yay. About 10 miles, . Me: you are deep then God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am deep. Me: He should know God: If you were him would you do that? Me: no sorry mate God: Are you serious? There is no need to apologize. Where are you located? Me: you tell me God: What do you want me to tell you? Me: how old your botty master is? God: They didn't tell me their age. Me: you could get done if they are to young God: I could but let's get back to that later. Me: dont care what you do in your own time God: What do you care about, ? Me: Hotrods,bangers,stockcars,beer God: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Me: to complex i think God: Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Me: why? God: I couldn't think of anything else to say. Me: you are boring me now God: Oh. What would you rather be doing? Me: dunno really God: Me either. For real. Me: ok cya gaybotty God: Goodbye. Uh.
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