prydie#9 Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 a wee santa joke for you guys So this bloke's in hs mid 30's, feels his life has been a waste. It's Christmas Eve, his wife has had an affair and left him, he got sacked from work, and his kids think he's a looser. The bloke decides on the easy way out. He goes to the roof of a london high-rise and decides he will jump. While up there, a man comes over, the man is fat, wearing red and has a beard. "you look down" says the mystery man. "well", replies the man "not for much longer, the pain will be over soon" "Whats wrong?" asks the man The man proceeds to bleed his heart out the the santa like figure, after much hugging and wiping of tears, the santa like man makes an offer. "Well it's Christmas, I'll grant you three wishes, and it seems to me you want three things, go home now and you wife will be back, you kids will love you again, and your boss will call and offer you a better job than your old one" "WOW", exclaims the man "What can I do in return?" he asks "Well" replies the santa like man, "drop your trousers, and bend over for Santa" The man, decides to give in to Santa's wishes, and bends over, after about 20 mins of the most painful rogering ever, prison style, they finish. "I never asked your age", says the santa like figure "36" replies the man, still a little sore "Bit old to believe in Santa aren't you?" replies the Santa like figure, "The names COD by the way" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewy102 Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 Ooyah!! I think I've popped a rib Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dennis Jacobs Posted December 17, 2005 Report Share Posted December 17, 2005 LMFAO!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F2-Fan Posted December 18, 2005 Report Share Posted December 18, 2005 Class pure clase Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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