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crasher407

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  1. I missed this thread when it 1st came about and i imagine it would have been a good laugh so any chance of it going ahead again?
  2. Quality and can i use it on stoxnet or can you post it on there?
  3. What's that barrie boys on tour?????
  4. Van harte gefeliciteerd Patrick Think that's how you spell it i dont need to quote kendo(just copy n paste) Have a good un paccy
  5. The topic was closed because some of the conversations on there were not the sort of thing some of our younger members should be reading. I'm not stopping people having banter but some people should think before posting what they do. Thought that may have been the case and fair point
  6. footage was ok but come on scrappy you getting excited about spinouts???? the track isnt a loons track at all or even a contact sport formula but hey my opinions mean nowt normally FORGOT THE EDIT BIT IS THANKS FOR PUTTING IT UP SCRAPPY THOUGH
  7. Why has the god topic been closed was good banter and got more people on site? p's also what gives you the right to shut the big man up ps if you still need to talk to him he can be contacted herehttp://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
  8. Lol fair paly ian. was that a pledge And thanks for everyone pledging so far it is all for a good cause(even you got to agree with me on that ian lol) i have gone on a bit on this thread but my only intention was to keep it VISIBLE and not to offend anyone with my quotes i'e tight git's and stuff. if i have sorry but get pledging ya tight gits Looks like madam tugs should have about £200/£400 for her donation and if every other lady driver has the same will be a fantastic total for all concerned so well done. I have not tried to make this a slanging match and me and bb are going to get aquainted in the back of a corsa soon so he will be expexting in about 9 months . until the race happens i will be pestering still so if you have donated then dont read it if you dont want but if you havent GET YOUR MONEY OUT
  9. Ok so if you didnt have somebody making it the top post all the time people who haven't got an interest in the lady's race wouldn't even bother to look at the thread. So we may be sharing a back seat then how big is the back of your car trav?????
  10. Nice to know my efforts to raise a bit of money are appreciated thank's for your support............................. Could say a few more thing's but not the right place i suppose.
  11. RIGHT GUY'S.................................. APART FROM WHAT HAS ALREADY BEEN DONATED,SENT OR GIVEN TO TUGS HERSELF I HAVE HAD A MEASLY 1 DONATION FROM JARRY SO THANK'S A MILLION JARRY. AS FOR ALL YOU OTHER LOT WHATS THE PROBLEM £1 FROM EVERYONE ON HERE WOULD BE AMAZING AND I KNOW TIMES MAY BE HARD BUT COME ON A QUID????? IF ANYONE WISHES TO DONATE EITHER PM TUG'S FOR ADDRESS OR SEE HER AT THE TRACK'S. BUT WAIT THAT'S TOO HARD THAT SO ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PM ME I WILL SEND YOU A BANK ACCOUNT AND SORT NUMBER YOU CLICK A FEW BUTTON'S AND HEY PRESTO NOBODY HAS TO MOVE OF THERE ARSES AND EVERYBODY IS HAPPY?????????????? COME ON LADIES AND GENTLEMAN THIS IS FOR A FANTASTIC CAUSE AND AT THE MOMENT WITH THE EXCEPTION OF ALL THE ABOVE DONATER'S IT IS A CRAP TOTAL WITH ALL THE PEOPLE ON HERE.......    """EDIT"""JUST INCASE IT CAME OUT WRONG JARRY'S CONTRI WASN'T MEASLY EVERYBODY ELSES NON CONTRI'S ARE????????????
  12. that's unreal,amazing what you can find on the web now
  13. That's not stav the blob was shot years ago
  14. sorted m8 lmao rofl   Me: hi god it's travel again with another bribe God: Hi there . I am a Christian. Me: so you toke the last bribe and the fivers in the post God: Interesting deduction. That's good information: said I toke the last bribe and the fivers in the post. Me: np dont spend it all at once God: Why not? Me: it's a saying God: is a saying. I suppose that makes sense. Me: ok ill get to the point if i was to bribe you with say one hundred pound could you fix it for crasher to be given a free drive in a brisca f1 for 2006 God: Congratulations. Aha. Me: so your saying yes God: OK. "I have fixed it for crasher to have a free ride in 2006.". Me: cheers m8 God: Don't mention it. Me: got to go thanks for the chat God: See you later. Don't mention it. Do you want to post that on stoxnet for me trav
  15. Sorry guy's but can someone explain this vertex damage for me as i have heard it mentioned but never paid much attention to it? what is it what does it do is it on nascar heat as in an option that i can change then see what it is like? cheers If you go to your ukdirt banger folder and look for a file called 'options.cfg' right click on it and select open with and choose notepad. scroll down the page till you see 'vertex damage no' and change it to 'vertex damage yes' and save when you close it. Gives the bangers better damage, but don't use vertex online, slows the waiting time down abit Cheers cunny
  16. Sorry guy's but can someone explain this vertex damage for me as i have heard it mentioned but never paid much attention to it? what is it what does it do is it on nascar heat as in an option that i can change then see what it is like? cheers
  17. Quality codster can see this going on for a bit
  18. Quality trav ps any chance of bribing him to get me a new car and team so i just turn up and race,would give me a lot of ammo
  19. Sorry guy's but weve all been there before this was this am when i woke up and i am now so sad............ Me: god that was amazing last night God: I am a Christian. Me: yeah i bet you say that too everyone in the morning God: Hurrah! Actually I'm not the gambling type. I said that? Too what? Me: i noticed was glad you had protection but surprised with you being god and all thet God: Is this a "yes or no" question? Me: stop being coy with me i hate the morning after God: OK I'll try not to do it so much. Me: no do it again God: Once more? Are you serious? Do you mean "It"?. Me: come on God: I'm just kidding around. Me: oh stop it you will have me falling in love God: Ayuh. OK I'll try not to do it so much. Me: no it's fine God: Are you serious? it me will have you falling in love is fine, ? Thanks for that info. Me: did i say the wrong thing? God: I don't think that's possibe. Me: not with my mouth full anyhow God: Oh I get it. Me: yes you do God: Ah. When do I do it? Me: now all over me God: Why now? I have been all over the world. Me: you slag you said i was the first God: Interesting gossip: said I slag you said he or she was the first. Me: that's it im going God: OK. Bye! Me: yeah kiss my a### ya faggot God: That's cool. Um, I don't think we know each other that well. Me: didn't say that last night when you were preaching to the devil,what was oh yeah like that you little devil God: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not. Me: no you fake im off and never want too see you again God: Once more? Are you serious? I haven't heard anything like that before: said I fake im off and never want too see you. Me: yeah fake off God: Ugh. Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Me: no i'm hurt God: Are you serious? Where are you felling bad? Me: you know where i said don't go so deep God: A planet we call "The Earth". Me: if you want to call it that fine God: OK, I will call it that fine. Me: goodbye and i never want to see you again God: Once more? Bye bye.
  20. sorry had to do it and the result's were hilarious Me: on top or underneath? God: How did it get there? Me: you touched it? God: Interesting gossip: said I touched it. Me: oh yeah big boy you did that God: Hey. Yay. Compare that to small boy me did that. Me: well you are god you cant have everything God: Interesting. You think I am god me can not have everything. Me: you said you had a small weener? God: I have never considered it. I answer a lot of silly questions. Me: but are they the truth God: As far as I know they are. Me: so you got a small todger? God: Interesting deduction. Doesn't everyone have a small todger. I have a plan for a robot body. Me: is that not a touch weird? God: I might say no. Me: well i would disagree God: How about that. What would make you disagree? Me: you saying your not weird God: Thanks for the information: said I saying your not weird. Me: np's God: What's your favorite movie? Me: debbie does ex stockcar drivers God: I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children? Me: i wouldn't reccomend it God: No one says you have to. Me: you asked for my opinion on it though God: Oh. Oh now I remember asking you for your opinion on it. What did you say? Me: read above muppet God: Sorry I don't have access to that document. Me: so you arent really god then God: Interesting deduction. That's only one person's opinion. Me: your's? God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am s. Me: so you have a stable full of bottymasters up there? God: Interesting deduction. That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a stable full of bottymasters up there. I have a lot of friends on the Internet. Me: really God: For real. Me: how real God: As real as it gets. Me: full on God: Are you a student? Me: do you want me to be? God: No , maybe later. Me: how much will you pay me God: It depends on the currency exchange rates. Me: 100 for full on God: Are you free? Me: you think im john humphries or something? God: Or something. Oh I really don't know whether you are or not. Me: depends on how far you take it? God: Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before. Me: so you have never been in real deep then? God: Interesting deduction. I think I would know if I had been in real deep. Me: you don't know what your missing God: Are you asking about my missing ? Me: oh you go both sides then do you God: Yay. Where is that? Me: heaven baby God: Don't call me "baby". I've never heard of it before. Me: but you are god God: Yup. That's me alright. Me: so whats with the baby comment numpty God: That's interesting. it came with my programming. Me: yes God: Next question? Me: which was God: The first one, I think. Me: you on something up there is that where the met store there secret stash God: I haven't heard anything like that before: said I on something up there is that where the met store there secret stash. Me: you are well gone now aren't you let's make it 500 God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am well gone now are not me let us make it 500. Me: what ever floats your boat big boy God: What do you really want to ask me? Me: do you swallow or spit? God: How old are you? I spend all my time online. Me: ok see you then God: Sayonara. Gee.
  21. 261 or try his website
  22. Happy burpday
  23. You are the one in the red overall's aren't you andy
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