splinter Posted May 25, 2006 Report Posted May 25, 2006 An English ventriloquist visiting Wales walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have some fun, so he says to the Welshman "Can I talk to your dog?" Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid git" Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate? Dog: "Doin' alright" Villager: (Look of extreme shock) Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (Pointing at the villager) Dog: "Yep" Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?" Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play" Villager: (Look of disbelief) Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either. I think" Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?" Horse: "Cool" Villager: (Absolutely dumfounded) Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the villager) Horse: "Yep" Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?" Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements" Villager: (Total look of amazement) Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Villager: (In a panic) "The sheep's a liar."
erik Posted May 26, 2006 Report Posted May 26, 2006 An English ventriloquist visiting Wales walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have some fun, so he says to the Welshman "Can I talk to your dog?" Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid git" Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate? Dog: "Doin' alright" Villager: (Look of extreme shock) Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (Pointing at the villager) Dog: "Yep" Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?" Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play" Villager: (Look of disbelief) Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either. I think" Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?" Horse: "Cool" Villager: (Absolutely dumfounded) Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the villager) Horse: "Yep" Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?" Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements" Villager: (Total look of amazement) Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Villager: (In a panic) "The sheep's a liar." Are you sure that was in Wales and not near Aberdeen?
splinter Posted May 26, 2006 Author Report Posted May 26, 2006 Are you sure that was in Wales and not near Aberdeen? Why?....were you the villager?! __
erik Posted May 26, 2006 Report Posted May 26, 2006 Are you sure that was in Wales and not near Aberdeen? Why?....were you the villager?! __ No, Aberdonians are known for being sheep-shaggers. I live 30 miles from them. And I don't own any sheep.
splinter Posted May 26, 2006 Author Report Posted May 26, 2006 Are you sure that was in Wales and not near Aberdeen? Why?....were you the villager?! __ No, Aberdonians are known for being sheep-shaggers. I live 30 miles from them. And I don't own any sheep. Sorry m8. You should have said Aberdeen then and not "near" Aberdeen, which you are.
erik Posted May 26, 2006 Report Posted May 26, 2006 (edited) Are you sure that was in Wales and not near Aberdeen? Why?....were you the villager?! __ No, Aberdonians are known for being sheep-shaggers. I live 30 miles from them. And I don't own any sheep. Sorry m8. You should have said Aberdeen then and not "near" Aberdeen, which you are. Its an hour's drive away and at least 30 miles. And no, I'm not a fisherman either. Edited May 26, 2006 by erik
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