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An English ventriloquist visiting Wales walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog.

 

He figures he'll have some fun, so he says to the Welshman "Can I talk to your dog?"

 

Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid git"

 

Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?

 

Dog: "Doin' alright"

 

Villager: (Look of extreme shock)

 

Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (Pointing at the villager)

 

Dog: "Yep"

 

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

 

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play"

 

Villager: (Look of disbelief)

 

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

 

Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either. I think"

 

Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

 

Horse: "Cool"

 

Villager: (Absolutely dumfounded)

 

Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the villager)

 

Horse: "Yep"

 

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

 

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements"

 

Villager: (Total look of amazement)

 

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

 

Villager: (In a panic) "The sheep's a liar."

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An English ventriloquist visiting Wales walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog.

 

He figures he'll have some fun, so he says to the Welshman "Can I talk to your dog?"

 

Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid git"

 

Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?

 

Dog: "Doin' alright"

 

Villager: (Look of extreme shock)

 

Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (Pointing at the villager)

 

Dog: "Yep"

 

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

 

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play"

 

Villager: (Look of disbelief)

 

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

 

Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either. I think"

 

Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

 

Horse: "Cool"

 

Villager: (Absolutely dumfounded)

 

Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the villager)

 

Horse: "Yep"

 

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

 

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements"

 

Villager: (Total look of amazement)

 

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

 

Villager: (In a panic) "The sheep's a liar."

Are you sure that was in Wales and not near Aberdeen?

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Are you sure that was in Wales and not near Aberdeen?

Why?....were you the villager?!

 

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No, Aberdonians are known for being sheep-shaggers. I live 30 miles from them. And I don't own any sheep.

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Are you sure that was in Wales and not near Aberdeen?

Why?....were you the villager?!

 

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No, Aberdonians are known for being sheep-shaggers. I live 30 miles from them. And I don't own any sheep.

 

Sorry m8. You should have said Aberdeen then and not "near" Aberdeen, which you are. :rofl:

 

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Are you sure that was in Wales and not near Aberdeen?

Why?....were you the villager?!

 

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No, Aberdonians are known for being sheep-shaggers. I live 30 miles from them. And I don't own any sheep.

 

Sorry m8. You should have said Aberdeen then and not "near" Aberdeen, which you are. :rofl:

 

Its an hour's drive away and at least 30 miles.

 

And no, I'm not a fisherman either.

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