prydie#9 Posted August 11, 2006 Report Posted August 11, 2006 ok guys im sure there been many a morning we felt like singing this song First I was afraid I was petrified At the ugly slapper that was lying by my side I would've drunk a little less, I would've tried to keep my head. If I'd known for just one second you'd assault me in your bed… I tried to go, walk out the door But you've been sitting on my legs and I can't feel them anymore And now you're sitting on my face, my nose has vanished - not a trace, I only hope that your big knickers aren't made of liquorice lace I want to go, I've got to leave Before your fat and naked body makes me want to heave Only hope that no one saw me walking home with such a slut. God the things that you get up to when you're half cut. Please let me go, I'm getting scared There's nothing I can do to stop those ugly breasts from being bared. I think that I must have been mad, God what made me want to court her? With t*ts that look like Tesco bags I've just filled up with water It's time to go, run out the door She's started hinting she wants sex on her dirty lino floor I don't think there's anything worse than the al-co-hol-ics curse. I WILL SURVIVE !
Crazy Craig Posted August 11, 2006 Report Posted August 11, 2006 (edited) Brilliant!!! When does your album come out? Edited August 11, 2006 by Crazy Craig
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