prydie#9 Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 ok guys im sure there been many a morning we felt like singing this song First I was afraid I was petrified At the ugly slapper that was lying by my side I would've drunk a little less, I would've tried to keep my head. If I'd known for just one second you'd assault me in your bed… I tried to go, walk out the door But you've been sitting on my legs and I can't feel them anymore And now you're sitting on my face, my nose has vanished - not a trace, I only hope that your big knickers aren't made of liquorice lace I want to go, I've got to leave Before your fat and naked body makes me want to heave Only hope that no one saw me walking home with such a slut. God the things that you get up to when you're half cut. Please let me go, I'm getting scared There's nothing I can do to stop those ugly breasts from being bared. I think that I must have been mad, God what made me want to court her? With t*ts that look like Tesco bags I've just filled up with water It's time to go, run out the door She's started hinting she wants sex on her dirty lino floor I don't think there's anything worse than the al-co-hol-ics curse. I WILL SURVIVE ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Craig Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 (edited) Brilliant!!! When does your album come out? Edited August 11, 2006 by Crazy Craig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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