Pedz 212 Posted February 6, 2008 Report Posted February 6, 2008 U R A GLASWEGIAN If: >1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie ;-), Ecclefechan,Milngavie, Sauchiehall, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake. >2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie. 3. Ye get four seasons in wan day. >4.Ye canny pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yerblootert. >5. Ye kin fall about drunk withoot spilling yer drink. >6. Ye see people wear shell suits with burberry accessories - pure class! >7. Ye measure distance in minutes. >8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in yer ain family. >9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean. >10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds. >11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it. >12. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date. >13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the Church/Chapel. >14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, irn-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop. >15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it. >16. A big flash car has a ned at the wheel. >17. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure. >18. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums. >19. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yerpals . >20. Finally, you are 100% Glaswegian if you have ever said/heardthese words.. >how's it hingin >clatty >boggin >cludgie >get it up ye >wee beasties >away an bile yer heid
crazy_fool47 Posted February 6, 2008 Report Posted February 6, 2008 (edited) total class man now pedz away an bile yer heid Edited February 6, 2008 by crazy_fool47
Pedz 212 Posted February 7, 2008 Author Report Posted February 7, 2008 Oi whaurs the lorne sausigies! hehe How Rude......brown sauce
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