Pedz 212 Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 U R A GLASWEGIAN If: >1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie ;-), Ecclefechan,Milngavie, Sauchiehall, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake. >2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie. 3. Ye get four seasons in wan day. >4.Ye canny pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yerblootert. >5. Ye kin fall about drunk withoot spilling yer drink. >6. Ye see people wear shell suits with burberry accessories - pure class! >7. Ye measure distance in minutes. >8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in yer ain family. >9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean. >10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds. >11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it. >12. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date. >13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the Church/Chapel. >14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, irn-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop. >15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it. >16. A big flash car has a ned at the wheel. >17. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure. >18. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums. >19. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yerpals . >20. Finally, you are 100% Glaswegian if you have ever said/heardthese words.. >how's it hingin >clatty >boggin >cludgie >get it up ye >wee beasties >away an bile yer heid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy_fool47 Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 (edited) total class man now pedz away an bile yer heid Edited February 6, 2008 by crazy_fool47 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy2oo7 Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 Top Class pedz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martwisely Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 Nice wan pal!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wee dode Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 luved it lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fozzer Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 Oi whaurs the lorne sausigies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedz 212 Posted February 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 Oi whaurs the lorne sausigies! hehe How Rude......brown sauce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts