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Made me chuckle!

 

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his

wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she

could see from the bedroom window.

 

George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there

were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who

asked 'Is someone in your house,' and he said 'no.' Then they said

that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and

an officer would be along when available.

 

George said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police

again. 'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were

people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry

about them now because I just shot them.' Then he hung up.

 

Within five minutes six police cars, a SWAT Team, a helicopter, two

fire trucks, a paramedic and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips'

residence and caught the burglars red-handed.

 

One of the Policemen said to George: 'I thought you said that you'd

shot them!' George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody

available!'

 

(True Story) I LOVE IT - Don't mess with old people.

 

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:rofl:

 

Nice one pedz

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