Rikard Posted July 11, 2008 Report Posted July 11, 2008 (edited) Some good ones here: http://quotalicious.co.uk/2007/03/19/jeremy-clarkson/ Few of my favourites: "Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary… That’s what gets you." "Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what? Being stabbed?" Edited July 11, 2008 by Rikard
walker Posted July 11, 2008 Report Posted July 11, 2008 Always watch top gear my self I think jeremy is what makes top gear what it is and I respect him as he ain't afraid to speak his mind and is hilarious at times
headbanger193 Posted July 11, 2008 Report Posted July 11, 2008 Just received the top gear challenges dvd's for my birthday and both are great. clarkson, hamster and captain slow are at there finest with the challenges. Best challenge is the reliant space shuttle challenge, a close second is the anphibs.
calum Posted July 12, 2008 Report Posted July 12, 2008 My favourites lol Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would. One day, it would pull your head off There are shanty towns in South Africa that are built better than Renaults! Cadillacs are for pimps and pensioners. And that’s an end of it.
Kruiz 136 Posted July 12, 2008 Report Posted July 12, 2008 Now we get quite a few complaints that we don’t feature enough affordable cars on the show, so we’re kicking off tonight with the cheapest Ferrari of them all. In the olden days I always got the impression that TVR built a car, put it on sale, and then found out how it handled. Usually when one of their customers wrote to the factory complaining about how dead he was. Supercars are supposed to run over Arthur Scargill and then run over him again for good measure. They are designed to melt ice caps, kill the poor, poison the water table, destroy the ozone layer, decimate indigenous wildlife, recapture the Falkland Islands and turn the entire third world into a huge uninhabitable desert.
The London Allstar Posted July 12, 2008 Report Posted July 12, 2008 You do not just avoid the Suzuki Wagon R. You avoid it like you would avoid unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite. Brilliant
Nick M48 Posted July 12, 2008 Report Posted July 12, 2008 If you like Clarkson and his qoutes I highly recomend all of his books they are a really funny read.
wrighty496 Posted July 14, 2008 Report Posted July 14, 2008 If you like Clarkson and his qoutes I highly recomend all of his books they are a really funny read. are u on commision? i have some of his and i can recommend his articles for the Times too have a delve, always a lark
wrighty496 Posted July 14, 2008 Report Posted July 14, 2008 (edited) his articles for the Times from this weeks............ Other car makers have got carbon ceramic discs to work properly, but McLaren, which I think was the first to put them on a road car, has not. They operate like a switch, doing nothing at all when you first press the pedal and then smashing your nose into the steering wheel when you press it a bit more. This is fine in a Formula One car when you never want to slow down “a bit”, but when parking, you do. And in the SLR McLaren, you can’t. In time, you do get used to them, in the same way that you can get used to having no arms. And when you do, the rest of the car is a big slice of bonkers joy. Edited July 14, 2008 by wrighty496
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