A Childs Veiw To Politics

[Dazza#289]

A little boy says to his father;

 

'What is Politics and why is that Gordon Brown on the television again?'

 

 

Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

 

I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.

 

Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the

Goverment

 

We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.

 

 

The Babysitter, we will consider her the Working Class.

 

And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.

 

Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'

 

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

 

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to

check on him.

 

He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.

 

So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother

asleep.

 

 

Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the Spare Room

 

 

Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in

bed with the Babysitter

 

He gives up and goes back to bed.

 

The next morning, the little boy say's to his father,

'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.'

 

The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think

politics is all about.'

 

The little boy replies,

'The Prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government

is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep s**t.

[andy2oo7]

10 out of 10

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