"I Hate My Job" day

[Budge313]

When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this:

 

  On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the

  Thermometer

  section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson.

 

  Be very sure you get this brand.

 

  When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect

  the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable

  clothing and sit in your favorite chair, open the package and remove the

  thermometer.

 

  Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become

  chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins.

 

  Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in

  small

  print there is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and

  Johnson is personally tested."

 

  Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do

  not

  work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson."

 

  HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT

  IS WORSE THAN YOURS.

 

[Fozzer]

   

[AlecTPR]

first concern, how did you find out this information............

 

 

lol

 

[AlecTPR]

actually, I don't want to know....

 

[bazvale 276]

Sounds like a real bad job, but is that any worse than receiving a phone call off spike asking for another bumper budge   

 

 

 

[F2-Fan]

    yet another pure class topic