Budge313 Posted July 4, 2005 Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the Thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair, open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested." Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson." HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fozzer Posted July 4, 2005 Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlecTPR Posted July 4, 2005 Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 first concern, how did you find out this information............ lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlecTPR Posted July 4, 2005 Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 actually, I don't want to know.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazvale 276 Posted July 4, 2005 Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 Sounds like a real bad job, but is that any worse than receiving a phone call off spike asking for another bumper budge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F2-Fan Posted July 4, 2005 Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 yet another pure class topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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