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prydie#9

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  1. ok guys im sure there been many a morning we felt like singing this song

     

    First I was afraid I was petrified

    At the ugly slapper that was lying by my side

    I would've drunk a little less, I would've tried to keep my head.

    If I'd known for just one second you'd assault me in your bed…

    I tried to go, walk out the door

    But you've been sitting on my legs and I can't feel them anymore

    And now you're sitting on my face, my nose has vanished - not a trace,

    I only hope that your big knickers aren't made of liquorice lace

    I want to go, I've got to leave

    Before your fat and naked body makes me want to heave

    Only hope that no one saw me walking home with such a slut.

    God the things that you get up to when you're half cut.

    Please let me go, I'm getting scared

    There's nothing I can do to stop those ugly breasts from being bared.

    I think that I must have been mad,

    God what made me want to court her?

    With t*ts that look like Tesco bags I've just filled up with water

    It's time to go, run out the door

    She's started hinting she wants sex on her dirty lino floor

    I don't think there's anything worse than the al-co-hol-ics curse.

    I WILL SURVIVE !

     

  2. come on lads, we have 9 players now all we need is one more and we can get things started.

    For those of you who think its difficult or time consuming its not (even i can do it) practice took me all of 5 mins aussies was even quicker cos he stuffed his car in the tires.

     

    hope to see you all there

    PM AUSSIE FIRST FOR THE PASSWORD

     

    prydie

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