prydie#9

hers more for the chav-tastic among us

prydie

        Its still real to me damnit!!!!!!!!!!   

prydie

    yip i am a dirty boy, or i was at the weekend anyway wooohooo

prydie

congrats mr and mrs munster and little baby munster too!!!

all the best

prydie

a wee santa joke for you guys

So this bloke's in hs mid 30's, feels his life has been a waste. It's Christmas Eve, his wife has had an affair and left him, he got sacked from work, and his kids think he's a looser.

The bloke decides on the easy way out. He goes to the roof of a london high-rise and decides he will jump.

While up there, a man comes over, the man is fat, wearing red and has a beard.

"you look down" says the mystery man.

"well", replies the man "not for much longer, the pain will be over soon"

"Whats wrong?" asks the man

The man proceeds to bleed his heart out the the santa like figure, after much hugging and wiping of tears, the santa like man makes an offer.

"Well it's Christmas, I'll grant you three wishes, and it seems to me you want three things, go home now and you wife will be back, you kids will love you again, and your boss will call and offer you a better job than your old one"

"WOW", exclaims the man "What can I do in return?" he asks

"Well" replies the santa like man, "drop your trousers, and bend over for Santa"

The man, decides to give in to Santa's wishes, and bends over, after about 20 mins of the most painful rogering ever, prison style, they finish.

"I never asked your age", says the santa like figure

"36" replies the man, still a little sore

"Bit old to believe in Santa aren't you?" replies the Santa like figure, "The names COD by the way"

yeah some people cod...u sent it to me ya dingle!!!

prydie

i had this before but cant remember why...when i click on the menu bar it gives me a run time error for windows explorer

anyone know???

prydie

best wishes rubebr, hope all goes well

prydie9

the get along gang...its wont be the same with my poncho!!!

cound me in for a possible chewy

prydie

nice find 

prydie

to much hair m8

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hot on the heels of my superb singing of mia a hee here we fritz singing on msn, he doesnt quite know the words but he makes up with some great dance moves. http://www.break.com/articles/tonysuperfreak.html?t=4395

prydie

LOL thats good deal one for £6 or buy both for £12 or all four for £24!!!! JOKING!!!

im defo gonna get me some of those

prydie

ask fritz215 about whats better       

joypad 

wheel   

keyboard 

happy birthday gippo!!!!

prydie

    nice one crashelholf

prydie

happy birthday m8, have a good one

"why does it smell like someone farted"

prydie

happy birthday m8

prydie

so he made panties from...

not gay mate just realising natural beauty as you did when you met me at cowdie i noticed you couldnt keep your eyes off me and i could feel you undressing me with your eyes  

you had no chance with Darius being there!!!mmmm he's lovely

prydie

think the crasheloff is my body but not the face and the other guy is kind of good looking so i can see why you thought it was me pry  

and the award for gayest statment on the forum goes to......^^^^^

    the leads too long for me m8

just found one o crasher

prydie