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prydie#9

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  1. hers more for the chav-tastic among us prydie
  2. Its still real to me damnit!!!!!!!!!! prydie
  3. yip i am a dirty boy, or i was at the weekend anyway wooohooo prydie
  4. congrats mr and mrs munster and little baby munster too!!! all the best prydie
  5. a wee santa joke for you guys So this bloke's in hs mid 30's, feels his life has been a waste. It's Christmas Eve, his wife has had an affair and left him, he got sacked from work, and his kids think he's a looser. The bloke decides on the easy way out. He goes to the roof of a london high-rise and decides he will jump. While up there, a man comes over, the man is fat, wearing red and has a beard. "you look down" says the mystery man. "well", replies the man "not for much longer, the pain will be over soon" "Whats wrong?" asks the man The man proceeds to bleed his heart out the the santa like figure, after much hugging and wiping of tears, the santa like man makes an offer. "Well it's Christmas, I'll grant you three wishes, and it seems to me you want three things, go home now and you wife will be back, you kids will love you again, and your boss will call and offer you a better job than your old one" "WOW", exclaims the man "What can I do in return?" he asks "Well" replies the santa like man, "drop your trousers, and bend over for Santa" The man, decides to give in to Santa's wishes, and bends over, after about 20 mins of the most painful rogering ever, prison style, they finish. "I never asked your age", says the santa like figure "36" replies the man, still a little sore "Bit old to believe in Santa aren't you?" replies the Santa like figure, "The names COD by the way"
  6. yeah some people cod...u sent it to me ya dingle!!! prydie
  7. i had this before but cant remember why...when i click on the menu bar it gives me a run time error for windows explorer anyone know??? prydie
  8. best wishes rubebr, hope all goes well prydie9
  9. the get along gang...its wont be the same with my poncho!!! cound me in for a possible chewy prydie
  10. nice find prydie
  11. to much hair m8 prydie
  12. hot on the heels of my superb singing of mia a hee here we fritz singing on msn, he doesnt quite know the words but he makes up with some great dance moves. http://www.break.com/articles/tonysuperfreak.html?t=4395 prydie
  13. LOL thats good deal one for £6 or buy both for £12 or all four for £24!!!! JOKING!!! im defo gonna get me some of those prydie
  14. ask fritz215 about whats better joypad wheel keyboard
  15. happy birthday gippo!!!! prydie
  16. nice one crashelholf prydie
  17. happy birthday m8, have a good one
  18. "why does it smell like someone farted" prydie
  19. happy birthday m8 prydie
  20. more stick please
  21. so he made panties from...
  22. you had no chance with Darius being there!!!mmmm he's lovely prydie
  23. and the award for gayest statment on the forum goes to......^^^^^
  24.   the leads too long for me m8 just found one o crasher prydie
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