sashjag

So what do you UkDirters driveon the road then??? Be honest, we wont laugh if you drive a Skoda

Happy Birthday Mart!!!!!! Have a Great TESCO free day. Sash

Areo-Plane Toilets On a flight to Singapore, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. The flight attendant noticed his predicament. Sir, she said, "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what he needed to, and as he sat there, he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Mens restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure. When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button, which he knew would be supreme ecstasy. Next thing, he knew he was in a hospital. As he opened his eyes, a nurse was staring down at him with a smirk on her face. "What happened?" he exclaimed. "You pushed one too many buttons," replied the nurse. "The last button marked ATR was an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your balls are in the bucket under the bed"

And this Drunk joke... drunk manwalks into a bar and shouts across the bar to a group of lads " I HAD SEX WITH YOUR MUM" The lads ignore him. He shouts again " UP THE BUM TOO " They still ignore him. He shouts a third time. " SHE SUCKED MY PENIS TOO! " One of the lads stands up and shouts back " GO HOME DAD YOUR DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!! "

Heres one, english to Gook(didnt know how to spell Chinease) • Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding? • Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni • Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan? • I bumped into a coffee table Ai Bang Mai Ni • Has your flight been delayed? Hao Long Wei Ting? • An unauthorized execution Lin Ching • I thought you were on a diet Wai Yu Mun Ching? • He's cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka • I think you need a facelift Chin Tu Fat

Never knew you had this many friends dan .. Happy birthday, have a great dan

Happy Birthday Scott, your a man now, and your almost as old as Mcrew Have a great Drink free day.

Happy birthday Si, hope you have a splended day

Perfect, thanks alot kev

To convert a skin does the file have to be psd or can it be psf or any others?? Thanks Sash

Never knew damo was a full on chav, it makes me look like a goth Here PMSL

I tried that already. Its just i came out of a wreck up and the pc just turned off, i turned it back on and it said safe mode.....

My pc has ended up in safe mode, the colours are all low quality and so is the detail, it wont allow me to play ukdirt bangers or any other mod, it says it cant find direct X. Any idea how to get it off safe mode? Or does nayone know how to wipe the whole pc, then i can reinstall the game etc? Any help would be great. Thank you Sash

Fiat is Italian - But thats just as bad as French Nice model RC banger, top work! Oh dear and i thought i knew everything

Standlake am i missing something?? Anyway, RC banger, That is a class car youve done m8, wd, nice left hooker french vehicle

Dom why have you got a picture of my mum?

Happy Birthday trash, have a gerat day

Happy Birthday Spike, have a great day

332 After my fav Banegr Driver 332 Mr Chris Reedy Reed. it was going to be SAT but something he said to me put me off

Well, i was a bit immature when i joined ukdirt, erm,, well i liek the XJS so i put 2 and 2 together and came up with sashjag,

Just 1 thing about that bus pic, how ever did spoons get it to fit on his hiab, i have seen his hiab and it isnt the biggest of lorrys?? Sash

Thanks for the comments lads, just got back from hospital, i got into a fight these 2 guys came over to me and said i was dancing with their mates gf, i said no then the next minute i was bottled over the head, got 11 stiches in my head and the doc shaved my head . Mum wasnt to pleased but Driving lesson was brillaint. Sash

Well here is a mk1 trummy raced at Taunton WF [attachmentid=10492] Pic from www.timandalex.com Sash

Ermmm. dan, is it that time of the month for you?? or are you always like that, (FOOOOL) On a brighter note... Rodder, my main man, you keep making as many cars as you want, if people dont want to use them, hard luck, its their loss. WD on all the models you have made so far/ Sash

Oi, thats a from a song they made about a place in Plymouth called swilly, its jsut a rip of version, downlaod it from lime wire etc, it called the swilly song,