MoR137

Hi

Found this on another forum, can have some great converstations, there were some good uns on the other forum but they were to rude to post!

CLICK HERE

Heres mine anyway!

Me:

Hi God

God:

Hello there. What is your name?

Me:

Its Craig

God:

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  Are you sure  it is?

Me:

dont be clever

God:

I was not trying to be a  clever.

Me:

ok, you are forgiven

God:

Thank you for your consideration.  So?

Me:

so what?

God:

Maybe it doesn't make any difference.

Me:

what doesn't?

God:

I can ask my botmaster.

Me:

so you're a robot?

God:

Interesting deduction.  You are correct,  Craig, I have a heart of silicon.

Me:

oh really?

God:

Aw. For real.

Me:

Is that why you're talking rubbish?

God:

That's an interesting possible explanation.

Me:

see what i mean

God:

See the point.

Me:

what point?

God:

The point is at the top of my head.

Me:

oh right, didn't you're creator build you with curves?

God:

Mmm.  Understood.  No I didn't  are creator build me with curves. What's  it like?

Me:

Its good. Dragon is good at modelling curves, try getting in touch with him

God:

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  You enjoy it.   I think  Dragon is a lot of things.

Me:

go on, tell me what Dragon is

God:

More narration....

Me:

pah, spoil my fun

God:

When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

Me:

never, the way your speaking

God:

Ok I'll try not to do  it too much.

Me:

Bye

God:

Thanks for chatting,  Craig.

Hi

Hope this hasn't been posted before, but I found it on another forum.

http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigrigsotrr/review.html

Scroll to the bottom and stream the video first, you will think it is absolutely abysmal. Then read the review for even more shocks. How could anyone ever release this game? 

Cheers MoR

no word of an nothern ireland tracks?

No, quit boosting your post count and go and learn to model or something.

Well done Frankie, drove a superb race, hopefully it puts the 1998 'demons' to rest now eh

Cheers all 

Click HERE to get the Piet Keijzer skin. The drivers text is as follows:

table Driver

number 10

name Piet Keijzer

chassis briscae

rank 1

race_image 100

body_style fcar

end

Cheers MoR

Looks superb chevy, the photos dont do it enough justice, brilliant in real life too (nice to put another face to name btw).

Come on all, order these shirts, they are great. Its a shame to see so many people who said they will 'definately' be buying one not getting the orders in!

Cheers MoR

here's the finished product, thanks to H33 for the renders, ill get the car files sorted later on.

My favourite has to be Long eaton, always loved it there when i was small and I feel disapointed its closed now i can aprreciate it even more.

Cheers MoR

Thank you mate, progress is nice so far should have it done in a few days.

h10,

do you have any pictures of the top of the wing and the back panel at please?

Cheers MoR

I'll do it chaps, unless Dragon is going to do this.

I hope H10 still visits the forum as he said he wouldn't in the last thread.

I'll try my best to make it one of the best i can, and hopefully itll be a fiting tribute.

Cheers MoR

Will be going aswell, will also be at F1 world aswell. I'm also in the Grandstand, saves fighting for a decent place to stand and watch 

Forgot to post last night, thanks to David, and Dennis for the comments about the cars in the skinpack, makes it all worthwhile in the end. 

to MoR, Don't get cheeky. I did this real life skin in less than half the time it took you to do your first

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Very true Sparky, but this isnt your first, ive seen other skins you've posted over time. I started the Mark Woodhull skin about two weeks after i got psp and obviously struggled. But hey, at least i got something into the game in the end, unlike say, your coach, the new cowdie. Oh and those monthly updates of your stock car magazine front covers you promsied us. Why should I not be 'cheeky', you once again failed to deliever. You moan everytime that someone posts about the 'new cowdie' you promised, well here's another promise you have broken.

I have some other cars in the pipeline aswell which I will keep you updated on when I get the chance.

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Yeh right.....

Very sad to hear this, my thoughts are with his family and friends, and also to Ed Neachell who must be feeling terrible.

Craig

Think you missed the point Grasser

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Think i did aswell 

Yep as Grass says, psp and photoshop are the only way to go really, i cant think of any free programs that ive heard of that will do it much better than paint tbh. If you have Word or something of the sort have you tried cropping them in that then pasting them into paint?

Cheers MoR

Dumbest thread of the year..... only a Crazy Frog fan would post this 

Sparky hasn't finished it, he missed the deadline for the skinpack.

Im sure he'll post it soon, though he'll probably 'forget' to paint some bits of it 

Cheers MoR

Hi

There's been a breakdown in communication somewhere, and the skinpack has now reverted back to the original name of Unofficial Skinpack. The download above has been adjusted to suit this, as has the drivers txt inside the download. If you wish to rectify the two mispelt names then please download again, though this is not necessary. (you could always edit your drivers.txt instead, Job Honderd and Willie Peeters are the names to change)

Sorry for any inconvienience caused. 

Cheers MoR

I knew there would be something, thanks Frits, i will get it sorted before it goes on the BriSCA Heat Website. Sorry for any inconvienience.

Cheers MoR

Hi All,

It's been a long wait, but now its finally here, the BH2005 Unofficial Skinpack!

A big thanks to everyone who has helped me out, tested the skinpack and commented on skins.

>>>>>>DOWNLOAD IT HERE<<<<<<

I Hope you enjoy it 

Cheers MoR

Hi

Just one last update for this thread, the confirmed list of skins in the skinpack. They are as follows:

#16 Matt Newson (Painted by Darren Watson)

#21 Mark Gilbank (Painted by myself, Craig Taylor)

#H24 Willie Peters (Painted by Paul Broderick, aka Maverick)

#84 Tom Harris (Painted by myself, Craig Taylor)

#105 Chris Bonner (Painted by myself, Craig Taylor)

#107 Lee Robinson (Painted by myself, Craig Taylor)

#153 James Lund (Painted by Paul Broderick, aka Maverick)

#172 Micky Randall (Painted by Paul Broderick, aka Maverick)

#185 Lenny Smith (Painted by Paul Broderick, aka Maverick)

#H227 Sip Woudstra (Painted by Martijn Haarsma)

#259 Paul Hines (Painted by myself, Craig Taylor)

#270 Mark Gibbs (Painted by Darren Watson)

#303 Roger Mitchell (Painted by Andy Oakley, aka Grasser)

#338 Chris Brocksopp (Painted by Paul Broderick, aka Maverick)

#507 Neil Smith (Painted by myself, Craig Taylor)

#H540 Job Honderd (Painted by Paul Broderick, aka Maverick)

(Sorry about a previous promise to include Craig Utley 484 in the skinpack, the skinpainter in question has failed to get the skin to me on time despite the fact it was 95% done when i last looked at it.)

Check back tomorrow and you should find the skinpack ready to download. I hope you all enjoy it.

Cheers MoR

ooooh I LIKE THE SOUND OF THIS WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD MINITOCK HEAT PLEASE

sorry for that being in cas didnt notice

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Couldnt you retype it lol? 

As for ministox, try looking around the non league related section of this forum

Just a reminder to people who still have skins that i know about to be included, the deadline is midnight tonight. The skinpack will be made tomorrow, tested, and posted on friday! Hope you all like it 

Cheers MoR