one day in class the teacher asks the class when u die what part of your body reaches heaven first, after a brief silence a wee girl put her hand up and says your hands ,the teacher says why , the girl says because when u pray you clasp your hands together and god reaches down and picks u up, the teacher replies very good, then wee wullie puts his hand up and says no its no its your legs, the teacher asks why, wullie proceeds by saying well my mum was at work the other night and my aunty mary was round as i walked in the living room i heard my aunty mary saying god i am coming i recken god would have taken her if it wasnt for the fact my dad had his face buried between her legs holding her down to the sofa