pete904ni Posted March 9, 2005 Report Posted March 9, 2005 Me and the bros' Corsa ENVOY: Scobed alloys will be fixed whenever I can be annoyed doing it - bar that she's done! All comments welcomed
Mac219 Posted March 9, 2005 Report Posted March 9, 2005 Ultimate Chav machine Try no to get in front of me down the street, I'll sook it up ma airfilter and spit it oot ma exhaust ! Mac
pete904ni Posted March 9, 2005 Author Report Posted March 9, 2005 Chavmobile!? Wheres the ott jap bodykit and neons :-p Btw, whats wrong with the jack!!??
pete904ni Posted March 9, 2005 Author Report Posted March 9, 2005 BTW Here's what real chav's think of it, on a chav only website: http://www.jon44w.co.uk/forum/viewthread.p...age=1#pid601977
MoR137 Posted March 9, 2005 Report Posted March 9, 2005 Ultimate Chav machine 9007[/snapback] Damn beat me too it mac
stavo Posted March 9, 2005 Report Posted March 9, 2005 mmmm a envoy bottom of the range! is it a 1.0 12v then?
Budge313 Posted March 9, 2005 Report Posted March 9, 2005 now i know i'm a bit passed teenage years... but what is "CHAV" so us oldies can understand... plz.... that what we call a gary car.... lol
Knobby Posted March 9, 2005 Report Posted March 9, 2005 (edited) 1) They have there own site CHAVS 2) A description: From a site some where chav Picture this a young lad about 12 years of age and 4 ½ feet high baseball cap at ninety degrees in a imitation addidas tracksuit, with trouser legs tucked into his socks (of course, is definitely the height of fashion). This lad is strutting around, fag in one hand jewellery al over the over, outside McDonalds acting as if he is 8 foot tall and built like a rugby player, when some poor unsuspecting adult (about 17/18) walks round the corner wanting to go to mcdonalds for his dinner glances at the young lad, the young lad jumps up in complete disgust and says “Whats your problem? Wanna make sommin of it? Bling Bling� when the adult starts to walk towards the young lad, the young lad pisses himself and runs off to either his pregnant 14-year-old girlfriend or his brother in the army crying his eyes out. My mate has become a chav what can i do? answer is shoot him before it is too late 3) Look at attached image. PS . Not no chav but a kool car , 1300 stock car comes to mind tho Cheers Scott Edited March 9, 2005 by knobby_536
Ham 775 Posted March 10, 2005 Report Posted March 10, 2005 At least you've spared it the "Bits of a washing machine randomly glued on" Bodykit. At the end of the day though, it's still a hairdressers car
Budge313 Posted March 10, 2005 Report Posted March 10, 2005 Thx knobby.... clears that 1 up then... Have you meet my 14 year old son... lol... Have another word for them..... but would be banned for using it... lol.. Just by looking at that car gave it away really.... but just had to ask.... And as for that excuse of a car..... PLZ PUT IT IN THE GARAGE WHERE OTHERS DON'T HAVE TO LOOK AT IT..
pete904ni Posted March 10, 2005 Author Report Posted March 10, 2005 1 ltr?? Give me some credit!! 1.2 - im not short a cylinder!!! I forgot this was a 'old boys' forum with 405's perple carriers and ROVERS ;-)
Yorick_H30 Posted March 10, 2005 Report Posted March 10, 2005 (edited) Your steering wheel is on the wrong side of the car but what the Hell are those 2 bulbs doing on the front only slows you down Going for a ride in my chav killer many have tried and failed edit..i call my car... Rusty Edited March 10, 2005 by Yorick_H30
Splodge Posted March 10, 2005 Report Posted March 10, 2005 looks better than me H reg rusty 1ltr nova, but then again me nova slow and rusty and ain't trying to be something it ain't as i know it pretty much usless at accelerating unless u got aid of nice big hill and tail wind to hand
TRAV365 Posted March 10, 2005 Report Posted March 10, 2005 (edited) lol@splodge nowt wrong with a corsa ive had me 1.2 4 years now and done over 120k in that time and the boys never let me down agree about the speed thing once you hit a hill they just die but other wise mine can sit nicely most of the time at around 90mph best ive had out of him was 118mph coming back from cowdie down the a66 down the long big hill where it sweeps right where the turn off for barnard castle is but i did have 2 fat gits for balast just 1 thing you need a great big sticker of 667 f2 covering the back window Edited March 10, 2005 by travel365
Cod120 Posted March 10, 2005 Report Posted March 10, 2005 u forgot to fit the injun i see it sitting beside the car?
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