Liverpool striker

[Pedz 212]

The Liverpool manager sent scouts out around the

>>> world looking for a new striker as Michael Owen went to Newcastle.

>>>

>>> One of the scouts informs him of a young Iraqi striker who he

>>> thinks

>>>will turn out to be a true superstar.

>>> The Liverpool manager flies to Baghdad to watch him and is

>>> suitably

>>>impressed and arranges for him to come over to Anfield.

>>> Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Chelsea with only 20

>>> minutes

>>>left.

>>> The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on the field

>>> he

>>>goes.

>>> The lad is a sensation, scores 5 in 20 minutes and wins the game

>>> for

>>> Liverpool.

>>> The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and

>>>

the

>>>media love the new star.

>>> When the lad comes off the pitch, he phones his mum to tell her

>>> about

>>>his first day in English football.

>>> "Hello mum, guess what?" he says. "I played for 20 minutes today,

>>> we!

>>> were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won.Everybody loves me, the

>>> fans,

>>>the media, they all love me".

>>> "Wonderful," says his mum. "Let me tell you about my day. Your

>>> father

>>>got shot in the street, your sister and I were ambushed and beaten and

>>>your

>>>brother has joined a gang of looters while you were having a great time!"

>>> With this news, the young lad is very upset.

>>> "What can I say mum, except I'm so sorry".

>>> "Sorry!" exclaims his mum. "It's your fault we all moved to

>>> Liverpool

>>>in the first

place!"

 

[Kruiz 136]

Cheeky git!

 

Funny though.