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Cod120

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  1. search for stock cars top 10 cities 1. Edinburgh United Kingdom 2. Bletchley United Kingdom 3. Sheffield United Kingdom 4. Milton Keynes United Kingdom 5. Manchester United Kingdom 6. Poplar United Kingdom 7. Brentford United Kingdom 8. London United Kingdom 9. Birmingham United Kingdom here is the page
  2. happy birthday m8 and goodluck with the forth coming events
  3. Please refer to the first 7 words of rule 1 as this is how long we will be in the world cup. have the england team secured the deal to be ball boys when they exit the tournament then?? There's an old saying Cod....you gotta be in it to win it!! What's your excuse?! ermmmm how do you excuse a team thats _ _ _ _ _ add what you want lol mines begins with S
  4. Please refer to the first 7 words of rule 1 as this is how long we will be in the world cup. have the england team secured the deal to be ball boys when they exit the tournament then??
  5. you actually paid to go see 2 grown men playing with thier balls? blue oyster bar lets you in for free according to prydie
  6. christ m8 the cake cant be that big????? happy birthday m8
  7. happy birthday m8 have a great day ps whats it like being 43???
  8. some say the volvo 740 is for middle aged people with family i think this proves otherwise Warning this site contains some very distressing video footage viewer discretion is advised
  9. no surprises there then if u stuck your ass to yer monitor you prob would have found it in 0.01 seconds
  10. i recognise that street mind u i did get stuck in it
  11. best car to cope with crosswinds can be viewed here
  12. PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT i was 38 last month lmao
  13. give it time to update your stats m8 iv'e waited for 24 hours on some occasions and make sure you play in a ranked server m8
  14. roflmao
  15. after years and years of begging and relentless preasure hugh hefner finally gave prydie the nod to appear in february's edition of playboy magazine as centrefold pin up. well done m8 i had no doubts u would make into the stardom of playboy
  16. congrats m8
  17. A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said, "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix." The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course. The husband cringed and said, "I told you to watch out for the houses. Alright, let's go up there, apologize and see how much this is going to cost." They walked up, knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, "Come on in." They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer. A man on the couch said, "Are you the people that broke my window?" "Uh, yeah, sorry about that." the husband replied. "No, actually I want to thank you. I'm a genie that was trapped for a thousand years in that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes- I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself." "OK, great!" the husband said. “I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." "No problem-it's the least I could do. And you, what do you want?" the genie said, looking at the wife. "I want a house in every country of the world," she said. "Consider it done." the genie replied. "And what's your wish, genie?†the husband said. "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex with a woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife." The husband looks at the wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. I guess I don't care." The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours. After it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and said, "How old is your husband, anyway?" "35." she replied. "And he still believes in genies? That's amazing." ________________________________________________________________________________________ A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girls’ parents’ house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!". The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!" _______________________________________________________________________________________ A very handsome and even more confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and can't help but ask, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it." The woman is intrigued and asks, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" "It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains. "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties..." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!" The man taps on the face of the watch and explains, "Damn thing must be an hour fast." ________________________________________________________________________________________
  18. i found an easier way to take a base pedz it beats walking any day
  19. lmao
  20. Anyone got a translater dunno the language think its that text crap Limewire screwed his PC......i think he mucked up his whole by being turned on by a limewire that had a virus????? sounds nasty
  21. I'll take your word for that Pedz!!! When I'd asked what you thought about using a router and heard you sayin that my connection speed would be affected by goin wireless I thought Oh Crumbs!!!..I really dont want to go along the route(Pardon the pun) of drilling holes and trying to hide wires etc. So I spoke to my PC guru who runs wireless himself without any trouble whatsoever and he said there wouldnt be a problem at all. I then bought myself a wireless router and USB Network Adapter as a pose to a PCI card as with it being a brand new pc I wasnt wanting to open it up quite so early,and in a fairly short time we had both pc's up and running , without any apparent loss of connection speed whatsoever!! I suppose time will tell , but on early indications all seems fine. P,S Wireless router and USB adapter is manufactured by Belkin and was bought for 55 Quid which I thought was a reasonable price.. Hope this helps!!! Andymek... did the same today with the same gear as you andy u saw me buy it and i have no probs at all with mines No offense but thats crap. Wireless is unreliable and also unsecure, hence the problems with it. Wireless goes wrong quite a lot. Don't you think if wireless was better then every college, school etc would be wireless rather than wired? Wired is stable, secure and fast, it's still the way to go these days. Maybe in the future wireless will be safe and secure enough, but at the moment its only good enough for some small home networks. thats the reason i bought it for a home network with 2 pc's running on it not a call centre
  22. looks like a virus m8
  23. starring CRASHER with his flowing hair as lead with hack prydie mav corny and fritz as back up dancers can be viewed here
  24. shame on you http://www.break.com/articles/dirtyboy.html?t=4452
  25. stop playing with plugs its dangerous you stupid ninkampoop http://www.break.com/articles/houselights3.html?t=4454
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