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Cod120

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  1. u sure on that ya fat windo
  2. this was circulating when i first got the net in the l8 90's rofl some people huh lol
  3. happy birthday pedz Crasher said (another few hundred strands of hair) he didnt have that many why u think fatty calls him zinadane
  4. tell your kids this is what happens to you if u hang around with prydie too much
  5. teach him to read things properly
  6. here's mine's. i took this piccy minutes before scrapman lost his head
  7. have a good day david
  8. prydie and crasher have released a song and are taking the asian charts by storm well done lads
  9. numpty post of the year goes too.............
  10. sod superman can he do this
  11. cause celtic are winning again
  12. gers sitting sulking at last
  13. the road only led to
  14. turn prydie into a very
  15. by putting irene under the...
  16. oh no lock up your sheep
  17. i filmed it for free m8 prydie got paid for the acting they let him keep his new look as payment i coped off with the burd after fiming for my paymentÂÂ
  18. the LYNX affect
  19. Dear Son: Just a few lines to let you know that I'm still alive. I'm writing this letter slowly because I know that you cannot read fast. You won't know the house when you come home. . . we've moved. About your father. . . He has a lovely new job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery. There was a washing machine in the new house when we moved in, but it wasn't working too good. Last week I put 14 shirts into it, pulled the chain, and I haven't seen the shirts since. Your sister Mary had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a boy or girl, so I don't know whether you're an aunt or uncle. Your Uncle Dick drowned last week in a vat of whiskey in a Dublin brewery. Some of his workmates dived in to save him, but he fought them off bravely. We cremated his body, and it took three days to put out the fire. Your father didn't have much to drink at Christmas. I put a bottle of castor oil in his pint of beer. That kept him going till New Years day. I went to the doctor on Thursday and your father came with me. The doctor put a small tube into my mouth and told me not to open it for ten minutes. Your father offered to buy it from him. It only rained twice last week. First for 3 days, and then for 4 days. Monday it was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. We had a letter yesterday from the undertaker. He said if the last installment wasn't paid on your grandmother within 7 days; up she comes. Your Loving Mother, P. S. I was going to send you $10.00 but I had already sealed the envelope.
  20. hack as he likes to....
  21. them out of reach of...
  22. quaaaalllllliiiiitttttttyyyyyyyyy i had to rub my eyes to see if i was dreaming wd paul
  23. racing wasnt bad last night but to meet new faces was gr8 i didnt expect to see mav or corny ive met corny b4 but new faces to me was mav,mart, & crasher 3 gr8 guys and with all the usuall suspects there aswell including a guest apperance by tony christie (fritz) made for a very enjoyable evening
  24. the boat im building to ...
  25. this to bang nails into...
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