Cod120

was arrested for noise pollution...

rammed violently up his fat

2nd prize races and finals

bed and pondered about what

my bums fine unlike prydie's

the cream ham bought for?

Cod hit the shark with

was swimming around happily when

he had his socks off

crasher i got the lads to email pictures of themselves so you know who to look for 1st up is andymek prydie ray21 scrapman fozz alberts(just back from hols nice tan m8) mac and last but cretainly the ugliest of the bunch is hack

crasher but that pic of me i think u got it wrong m8 is that not diggy smith?

m8 it aint that hard to work out im the one with the big ears and fat lips the blonde at the end is albertz in his drag outfit

this was posted a while back by mac i think the driver of one of the cars successfully sued the idiots running the promotion.. Japanese racing star Tetsuya Ota was involved in achain reaction collision during a GT championship race. Ota was trapped in his car for more than 50 seconds while exposed to 800-degree temperatures. There was no safety crew coming to the rescue as fellow drivers frantically extinguished the flames. The result ended with serious burns to Ota and a lawsuit against track promoters and sponsors. Agreed upon event requirements called for safety crews to rescue a driver and extinguish any fire within 30 seconds or less. Ota signed papers claiming he would not seek damages from event organizers as is typical in some venue use agreements. In a District Court ruling, the hold harmless paperwork was thrown out and Ota was awarded 90 million ($809,352) Yen. Changes in the sport now include a "doctor car" and some fire engines standing by for such an emergency. The court also ruled that Ota could have slowed his vehicle quicker thus a reduction from the originally requested 300 million ($2,697,841) Yen.

hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouse rofl

i recieved an email today from a friend and it actually made me feel sick thinking about it. please have a look and put pen to paper and stop this  ÂÂ

have a good one m8 your 50th only comes around the once so enjoy your day

lads i dont play or understand golf does this shot score a birdie par or eagle???

i got a popup advertising a singles website and i was shocked to find prydie on it

happy birthday lads even with your combined age u still aint as old as albertz

no probs with it here msn has been playing up for a few days tho i dont think the above probs are due to 7.5 i couldnt sign in at all on version 7 as albertz can varify as i foned him to ask if his was ok which it was

long time since i saw myself with a fulll head of hair ahhhhh the memories

1.agree with prydie about detailed accounts. 2.rules set in stone for all mods ie lap downs. 3.ukdirt chairman and admin members to be voted in by members not current admin members applicants for vacant positions should be put on forum via poll for the members to decide who gets the position. 4.as mentioned before the notification of points bans etc is in a poor state of afairs 5. better control of rolling starts in meetings jump starts are ridiculous at times

Me: alright big man its fishybawz here again God: Once more? Alright, fishybawz. Compare that to small man its fishybawz here. Me: see that last guy you spoke to he moans like a banchee God: I see. " Once more? Alright, fishybawz. Compare that to small man its fishybawz here." last guy me spoke to he moans like a banchee ? I understand. Me: can you cut his tounge off God: How old are you? How? Me: im 135 and cut his tounge out with a sharp knife God: Good gossip: you are 135 and cut his tounge out with a sharp knife. Me: yes please that way we will all get peace God: Mmm. Wow you are very polite. Oh I see. Anytime soon? Me: sooner the better

SORRY prydie even the big man cant help you Me: hi god God: Hello there. What is your name? Me: fishybawz God: Hi, fishybawz. Me: i was wondering if you could do my friend prydie a favour God: How old are you? I am always on the Web. Me: 98 God: " How old are you? I am always on the Web."? 98? Me: 98 years old God: What are the advantages to being 98 years old? Me: incontinent pads God: What do you have that is ? Me: soggy sheets any way about this favour God: What do you do in your spare time? Me: yer a nosey basket aint you God: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a nosey basket aint me? Yes. Me: ok about my friend God: Oh yeah, we were talking about your friend. I understand. Me: he is a bit ugly dude when you gave your looks out you werent very generous to him God: I don't know very many bit ugly dude when me gave my looks out me were not very generous to him. Me: well when you made him you made him ugly as hell God: Interesting. Do you think I should alter my programming? Me: definitley God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about your friend. Try being more or less specific. Me: the only offer he has had is from a ugly fat guy called jim and that was in the local stockcar track toilets God: There might be others. Me: you think he has hope God: It's possible that he could, I suppose. Me: could you fix him up for a date with bill clinton God: I could but I don't know if I am that interested. Me: i'll pay you God: Do you think your plan will succeed? Me: do you think it will God: Suppose it does. Me: can you imagine what the kid would look like if they to were to breed God: I can imagine all sorts of things like that. Me: is it terribly ugly? God: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is. Me: is that the artificial insemination kit they have to use God: That depends. Me: or is a turkey baster more suitable God: Not if I can help it. Me: do you want to plug him God: OK, I will plug him. Me: dont blame you God: Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Me: so will you do it God: Alright then. I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. Do you mean "It"?. Me: please God: Please what? Me: say yes God: Say what? Me: is it because the kid will be ugly God: It could be. Ask LeknorChat if it is. Me: is that all you can say God: No I can say a lot more. Me: say yes God: Say what? Me: yes God: Are you kidding? Me: no. God: Are you serious? Me: im afraid so i feel sorry for prydie God: Not literally afraid, right? It seems we have a lot in common, fishybawz. Me: will you fix up a date then please God: Your polite style is very nice. I will become smarter as I grow older. Do you like talking to me? Me: not realy i think your a bit of a pratt actually im only doing this for prydie God: Oh really? Since when? I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I don't know whether or not I am of a pratt actually im only doing this for prydie. I am a computer. Me: bill and prydie forever then? God: There are a lot of people named Bill. Me: christ i give up ill just buy him a doll noe beggar off and get a life God: Jesus died for our sins.