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you asked for it rofl heres mine Me: hi big man God: Hi there . Compare that to small man. Me: why do you have a small tallywhacker God: Myself gave it to me. Me: do you ever play with it God: I like to play the Turing Game. Me: interesting is it messy God: I thought so too. Me: do you hang around at the jukebox in the blue oyster bar waiting for a pickup God: How old are you? I am always on the Web. Me: does the web have gay bars God: It does now the web have gay bars. Me: do you do it on first dates handsome God: Yeah I do a lot of it on first dates handsome. Me: as in the talk of the weedgies dae you like the boaby God: I have never heard about it. Me: when was the last time you got laid God: A while ago. Me: was she a clerty scrubber God: I can't say "yes" or "no". Me: was it a good lay or was the breakfast better God: If it is, then I'll be very surprised. Me: do you have kids God: No but you can download me and clone me. Me: coff that sounds techy God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about The talk of the weedgies dae me like the boaby. Try being more or less specific. Me: i cant ill get kicked off our forum lol God: What is stopping you? I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: u laffin at me ya fud God: I haven't heard anything like that before: said I laffin at him or her ya fud. Me: wise ass eh God: Are you Canadian? Wisdom is a virtue. Me: no i aint are you bisexual God: Are you serious? I am glad to hear that you are not am I bisexual. Me: i just asked you that dimwit God: Now I remember, you asked me that dimwit. What did I say? Me: you said you have a pair of wellies and you chase sheep God: I don't know if I have a pair of wellies and me chase sheep. I have a whole lot of original answers. Me: do you do coke God: Yeah I do a lot of coke. Me: does it make you buzz God: Suppose it does. Me: is yer nostrils like a camels ass God: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Chatbot if it is. Me: does chatbot do coke God: I think it does chatbot do coke. Me: you still there or are you away for another line God: Do you mind if I tell other people: said I there or are you away for another line. Me: i dont like druggies go away you bad man God: What do you like? Me: not you so go away God: If not me, who?

dont know if this has already been posted but if u want a taxi heres the number

rofllmao BUT my feet didnt move as fast as yours when papa moodie invited you to the cludgie prydie my wee fat bald neebur

oh well yer still a choob ye canny trust lol

nicked some more pics from cowdies unofficial happy snappers website files here

Always trust your uncle chewy

was bored last night so i played around with some of andymeks photos from his website http://www.scotstox.cjb.net go here to get it

macs currently in spain boozing it up for his 40th birthday so happy birthday m8 hope you have a great week

your old tho try turning yer hearing aid up

the semi wet greasy track made this race with plenty of good hits and crashes better than watching them rod round on dry tar

when you download mp3s to your pooter not all mp3 volumes are the same and u have to reach for the volume button. i found this prog called mp3 gain where it converts all mp3 volumes to the volume you require i set mine to 96.0 db and now all mp3s are converted to the same volume. cheers _1053_mp3gain_win_1_2_5.zip

maybe should have posted that it contains bad words m8

happy birthday m8 watch the waist line with all the cake

this is a very hard test overall i scored 78% out of the 5 tests see if you can beat it go here to take the test

if u get this email like i did from cunny i would advise against clicking the link attatched on the email heres a copy of it minus the link for safety's sake and also ive removed the 1st part of my email addy and also part of cunny's From : cunny@hotmail.com via mr y.com <cunny@hotmail.com> Sent : 23 August 2005 13:07:19 To :  me@hotmail.com Subject : please do this hey, go here and we both get a free tshirt pretty pretty please ÂÂÂ

i echo all of the above

26664[/snapback] The mans been caught cheating im no telling lies or talking crap he's a cheat the buck stops wi the driver no one else!! And how do i have the means?? Neil williamson spent 30 grand and couldnt compete so i dont think i do have the means prydie my ugly bald friend!!! 26732[/snapback] surely you cant be calling purdie a cheat aswell shaft mind the british with the carb whats that i hear you say he's a cheat the buck stops wi the driver?

picture courtesy of andymek had a good chuckle at this

quality

spoke to soaps just before the start of the barclay memorial asked him how he was and he said fine saw him when he got out the car and to say he was a little unstable on his feet is an understatement good job PB's a big lad as he was holding him upright.glad your ok m8

u have too much time my friend

hi lads can admin authenticate this email i recieved from graham642425 sender was named as ukdirt@yahoogroups. com ________________________________________________________________ just to keep it going for now SPONSORED LINKS Computer video game ________________________________________________________________ not too sure about the link in email and i stress to anyone who has same email not to click on it till admin have replied.

waheyyyy finaly a 3 holed bowling ball

try this my best was 15 very addictive and damn that fan