Fozz155

391-1-390-107 WD Andy Smith,must have been 1 hellova drive from Jnr to get 2nd

Can`t beat a nice cup of tea

wot eva apend 2 gd maners?all we get from from the yung 1s is txt speek and bad maners,tbh am sick oh it . seriously though if people would take the time and read ukdirt then we wouldn`t be having threads like these,we should ban them from racing even before they cough up the dosh oh and why he needs 2 cars is unbelievable,is he an octupus?

have great day Mav

been reading this with great interest over the last week or so and find it a great shame that the guys who are trying to make Brisca work in rfactor can`t seem to get on.I`m not saying you have to like one another but if you really want this to happen then why not bury the hatchet and pull in the same direction.The work you guys are doing looks stunning so it would be a real shame if we never have a chance to use it.cheers Fozz

Very happy birthday to the "hammer of the Scots" have a great day m8

Two blonde girls walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Nancy sprays it on her wrist and smells it, ‘That's quite nice, don't you think, Kathy?’ Kathy takes a sniff and replies, ‘That is nice. What's it called?’ ‘Viens a moi,’ replies Nancy. ‘Viens a moi? What the heck does that mean?’ At this stage the assistant offers some help. ‘Viens a moi, ladies, means 'come to me' in French.’ Nancy takes another sniff, then offers her arm to Kathy again, and remarks, ‘That doesn't smell like come to me. Does that smell like come to you?’

Roy the Rooster This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy a rooster for $100. The neighbor says, "You can have this rooster. His name's Roy. He'll get all your hens pregnant. He's a real stud." So the farmer takes him home and says, "It's your first day so take it slow, okay?" The farmer puts Roy in the hen house and then hears all the hens crying and yelling. Roy nailed every one of those hens and then nailed a duck and a goose at a pond. The next morning the farmer finds Roy lying dead with his legs sticking in the air and buzzards circling overhead. The farmer says, "Roy, did you have to die?" Roy says, "Quiet! They're about to land!"

A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital. "How are you grandpa?" he asks. "Feeling fine," says the old man. "What's the food like?" "Terrific, wonderful menus." "And the nursing?" "Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you." "What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?" "No problem at all --- nine hours solid every night. At 10 o'clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet ... and that's it. I go out like a light." The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so rushes off to question the Sister in charge. "What are you people doing," he says, "I'm told you're giving an 85-year-old Viagra on a daily basis. Surely that can't be true?" "Oh, yes," replies the Sister. "Every night at 10 o'clock we give him a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well. The hot chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed."

A man went to a urologist and told him that he was having a problem and that he was unable to get his penis erect. After a complete exam the doctor told the man that the muscles around the base of his penis were damaged from a prior viral infection and there was nothing he could do for him. However, he knew of an experimental treatment that might work, if he were willing to take the risk. The treatment consisted of implanting muscle tissue from an elephant's trunk in the man's penis. The man thought about it for a while. The thought of going through life without ever experiencing sex again was just too much for him to bear. So, with the assurance that there would be no cruelty or adverse effect on the elephant, the man decided to go for it. A few weeks after the operation, he was given the green light to use his newly renovated equipment. As a result, he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in the city. However, in the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his legs that continued to the point of being extremely painful. To release the pressure, he unzipped his fly and immediately his penis sprang from his pants, went to the top of the table, grabbed a roll, then returned to his pants. His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly smile on her face said: "That was incredible. Can you do that again?" With his eyes watering, he replied: "I think I can, but I'm not sure if I can fit another roll up my arse."

butthole surfers brings back memories lol,great find codster

nowt else i can say apart from have a safe journey Albz and your family and hope to hear from you as soon as your settled,Best wishes from Sharon and i.

@ splinter

go back in your box sparky ya tube

Well Alb you got there in the end m8, and all I can say is that I wish you and your family the very best of luck and hope it is everything that you wished for. We`ve had some great laughs both online and in person and I can say that i am honoured to be able to call you Sir.... no seriously a friend. So the very best of luck in your new life with Susan and the boys in NZ. Take care and Bon Voyage Derek and Sharon

very strange considering were not there...AGAIN..lol,can someone with a brain tell me what thats about coz i thought the war ended years ago.

I think it all depends on Rooney,if England can get the guy fit for the latter stages then they have a great chance,if not then then it will be much harder,so my money`s on Argentina and England each way.

aw the best auld yin

have a great day m8

have a great day Willie

cheers lads

have a happy one m8

another way of doing it is this.... click start,then click my computer,then double click C drive,open program files,look for hasbro interactive,then nascar heat and open it up,now open your F1 folder,now look for your drivers.txt then paste in what you were sent by PB. As for the setup,same as above,open the F1 folder and look for folder called setups,look for the track name you wish to put setup into. hope this helps

Come on lads click on the link,you never know but it could be your Wife,Sister,Mum,or Girlfriend next.

Bill also raced national hot rods in the 80`s