Andymek

Young un comes into the world at 9.30 am Chewy phones me at 4.00pm and asks if I'm needing a lift to the racing, as he's going through. I think most folk know he's well

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit Practised by many Excelled by few!!!

Well Done young un!! Going by how well youve been going the last few racewall meetings, I aint all that surprised you got the win!! The F1 weekend coming up could set the stage for yer maiden Racewall win (Providinig it aint raining/wet mind you!! ) WD once again!!

Heat 1 259 560 767 15 870 886 290 69 285 613 Heat 2 79 664 606 59 401 103 464 558 676 781 Heat 3 151 324 732 210 101 628 469 600 249 315 Heat 4 29 599 871 900 731 152 72 297 716 135 Thnx to Christina for results!!

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!! Blah Blah Blah!!! Care to enlighten us on EXACTLY what he's doing then please Sparky, cause obviously we aint finding the affore-mention "irregularities" when we check? IF you could point us in the right direction then?? IF not, do us a big favour and SHUT IT and stop talkin mince THANKYOU!!!

Chewys other half Kelly gave birth to a bouncing baby boy this morning Young James weighed in at a healthy 9lbs 6 1/2 ounces Mother and baby both well!! Congratulations to you both!!

Could anyone possibly tell me whats up here please? Nascar heat installed,No-CD patch and 1.72 also UKDirt bangers only installed so far and all updates installed in order (Or so I'm informed anyway!!) Menu comes up ok as does drivers list with novice skins and the game crashes when connect is selected after server IP is entered.(Tried it connecting to my server which was working ok for others to join) I've copied and pasted the heat log below Any help gratefully received Andymek. 15.54.265: ====================================================================== 15.54.265: Sep 6 2002 12:09:31 N W32 M6 R senor_b 15.54.265: ====================================================================== 15.54.265: mem: p/s/t t/a 119M/45M 288M/157M 2047M/2025M 15.55.000: JoyBegin 15.55.015: Joystick 0: "2-axis, 4-button joystick" 15.55.015: joy 0: create_joystick 15.55.015: joy: created 0 as "2-axis, 4-button joystick" 15.55.015: joy 0: turned off deadzone 15.55.015: joy 0: x-effect unsupported 15.55.015: data directory: C:\Program Files\Hasbro Interactive\NASCAR Heat\Data\ 15.55.015: Config Dir: C:\Program Files\Hasbro Interactive\NASCAR Heat\ 15.55.015: Add-on tracks dir: "C:\Program Files\Hasbro Interactive\NASCAR Heat\tracks\" 15.55.015: mod: trying mod "ukdirtbangers"...15.55.015: mod.cfg found ok. 15.55.015: mod: Config Dir override: C:\Program Files\Hasbro Interactive\NASCAR Heat\ukdirtbangers\ 15.55.015: Running on WinNT version 5.1:2600 Service Pack 2 16.15.875: ddraw: created directdraw with trid3d.dll (Trident Video Accelerator Blade 3D/ProMedia) 16.15.875: ddraw: version 0.0.0.0 16.21.593: vid: 16 meg card (reported:23.868652) 16.21.593: vid: using AGP textures (16), total: 32 16.21.828: vid: triple buffer on 16.25.093: mr: 3D performance: 71 MPix/sec, 836 KTris/sec 16.25.093: mr: fill rate is LAME, poly rate is LAME, machine speed is 1002 16.29.265: bink(intro.bik): open failed (Error opening file.) 16.29.515: using sound mixer Sound 16.38.328: Using user driver file 16.51.109: socket: QVE Type was 4 17.02.234: socket: QVE Type was 4 17.02.531: ====================================================================== 17.02.531: () Panic: TaskResume: Task "Multiplayer" was not suspended 17.02.531: ====================================================================== 17.02.609: except: dec: exe 6b06c38 17.02.609: NON-DEBUG 17.02.609: ( 00419510 , none , my_handler ) 17.02.609: ( 004194A0 , EXCEPTION_BREAKPOINT , ? ) 17.02.609: ( 0041A7F5, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.609: ( 00412A2D, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.609: ( 004E99B7, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.609: ( 004E7925, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.609: ( 0041295B, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.609: ( 00417707, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.609: ( 00417D73, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.609: ( 004C1087, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.609: ( 004B1245, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.609: ( 004C4ED3, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.609: ( 00417707, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.609: ( 004C0715, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.609: ( 004D0153, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.609: ( 004D01D6, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.609: ( 004CF7C6, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.609: ( 004C683B, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.609: ( 004C68C1, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.609: ( 004C5AC9, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.609: ( 004C0715, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.609: ( 004C68ED, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.609: ( 004C9060, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.609: ( 004C8C3A, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.609: ( 004C8CBF, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.609: ( 004CAF35, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.609: ( 004B1129, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.609: ( 004B117D, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.609: ( 004AC193, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.609: ( 004AC093, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.609: ( 004A954F, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.609: ( 0043004F, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.625: ( 004E9FA8, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.625: ( 004E99B7, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.625: ( 004E99B7, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.625: ( 00412102, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.625: ( 004E7D0F, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.625: ( 00418F24, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.625: ( 0041290F, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.625: ( 004EBC41, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.625: ( 004EBC25, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.625: ( 004EBC0F, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.625: ( 004EB86E, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.625: ( 004E7D62, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.625: ( 0041F16D, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.625: ( 0041F192, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.625: ( 004E7D62, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.625: ( 0041F11D, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.640: ( 004E9FA8, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.640: ( 004E9EC9, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.640: ( 0041C6F3, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.640: ( 00418F24, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.640: ( 0041C6AD, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.687: ( 0041D5C3, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.687: ( 00418F24, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.687: ( 004E7EF9, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.687: ( 004E7DC2, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.687: ( 00418F24, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.687: ( 00418F24, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.687: ( 00499035, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.687: ( 00418F24, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.687: ( 00498830, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.687: ( 00496CB8, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.687: ( 0049672E, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.687: ( 004012BE, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.687: ( 004A942A, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.687: ( 004011E5, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.687: ( 00413F27, call-stack , ? ) 17.02.687: ( 004E81E0, call-stack , ? )

Anything to do with the bump on the head you took a few weeks back, or are you just getting older?

No to that one as well young fella!! Where ya been hiding anyways the last few weeks? Cowdie aint quite been the same without your presence You missing Oil Rig Boy are ya? Perhaps I'll see ya soon then eh?

errrrrrrrrm!!! NO Next question please!!!

T'was that the year the track flooded on turns 1&2, giving the win to Kingy when Speakie went through the puddle flat out and killed the car whilst leading?

Well Done young un,going by tonights performance your first win shouldnt be that far away!!! Its just unfortunate you're up against a flying 79 car at the moment!! Keep at it mate!!

Not near as often as an Englishman has came up here and took ours!!! Dont think so somehow!!

The very same for me!!!

Fantastic result!! Well Done the 'Pool!! Certainly was a game of two halves with Milan simply magnificent at times in the first 45 minutes. I'd imagine that in the dressing room at half time Benitez would have been saying something along the lines of "We're gettin well and trully humped here lads,for gawds sake lets try to keep the scoreline repectable and at least try and grab a consolation goal" When Gerrard scored with the header within 10 minutes of the restart then Smicer adding a 2nd 2 minutes later, I thought to myself "Surely not".Almost laid an egg when Gerrard won the penalty just 5 minutes later, and nearly laid another 2 when at first the keeper guessed correctly and saved the kick, then again when Alonso netted the rebound I thought the '99 final was a crackin game, albeit the last 2 minutes,but this surely has to be the best Champions League/European Cup final EVER!!! What made it even better was looking at my MSN contact list at half time and seeing various contacts, who obviously werent Liverpool fans and one of the titles read summit along the lines of "3-0, C'mon Milan!!!"then 10 minutes into the second half it read "OK , so its 3-2 now"then to "Shocked" 5 minutes later to OFFLINE once the match had finished!!

Have a go at THIS Only worked for me the once!!

Me too big chap!!! Over-endulged on the shandies on Saturday night and wasnt up to a drive down south!!

ht1 315 15 151 324 167 501 968 641 917 393 ht2 998 79 210 197 522 667 753 559 59 110 ht3 430 72 467 10 305 375 251 821 60 387 cons  401 900 254 170 17 397 257 50 164 211 ENGLISH OPEN 15 315 401 79 167 210 170 324 254 GN 79 324 257 60 63 375 968 72 iom164 80 *Results courtesy of Malkie*

Note to Cabs: Oppo on corners is only allowed in ukdirt bangers mate!!!

Hope you had a good day mate!! Belated Birthday wishes from the Fifers!!

"J" Enjoy your day!!!

Taken from stoxnet Heat 1- 79, 546, 647, 321, 854, 747, 318. (Missed last 3) Heat 2- 79, 747, 854, 321, 964, 350, 647, 155, 92, 641. Final: 79, 747, 282, 647, 350, 321, 964, 172, 980, 641 GN: 321, 647, 282, 964, 350, 747, 854, 79, 92, 453

Looking the bizz Phil!! Can we expect the affore-mentioned vehicle to grace the Racewall tarmac at any time this season?

Glad to hear youre on the mend big chap!! Didnt actually see you going in as such as just previous to the affore-mentioned incident,241 rattled the inner marker tyre hard at the pit bend and pushed it out onto the track and I went over to see just how far it had gone onto the track when I heard all the commotion coming from turn 2!!! When I realised you'd given yourself a dull one I sprinted (Well, walked faster than normal) up to where you had "landed" When I arrived you were still out cold and was probably orbiting somewhere around the Saturn/Venus area!! Once you eventually came round and the paramedic was asking you where you hurt about, all you seemed to be worried about was the fact you'd chipped one of your teeth!!! As said, its good to see you're fine after it all now, albeit very sore, but the events after the incident were kinda funny as when you realised that just about most of the previous happenings prior to your incident were a blur and when you were asking various folk about the events, you kept asking the same question over and over again, "how many laps did I do again?" (A goldfish springs to mind there) Once again, Well Done on sitting yer rear in the car mate,Wouldnt get me doin that for love nor money,(Cant imagine the scrutineer getting an easy run if he was ever to venture out can you?) P.S, SOAPS, I noticed Eddies car had the slogan written on the side "1 3/4" wider..2" Lower on , Didnt realise the driver fell into the same dimensions as well!!! P.P.S, Please thank him for attending again this year, Much appreciated, and I look forward to seeing him and indeed your good self racing at some time during the remainder of the season!! andymek.

SUPERB!!!! Well done once again lads!! How did they both get on today anyway Trav?