ciderman22

Yeah but they aren't on mine ya numpty

For some reason I do NOT see any of the Smilies move or jump up and down. Does anyone know why? I have downloaded the latest Java and macromedia stuff but nothing has changed.

Happy Birthday Prydie and Mickey Hope you both have a good one (Mickey should know how to have a good one cos he's had loads)

I appreciate what you are saying Dave, But if people post their problems it might get solved easier. I too haven't been able to connect to the forum all day using Firefox but now I find I can connect using Internet Explorer. Just tried it with Firefox and its working now

Get well soon Rubber. Hope it isnt too serious.

Have a good one

Time to get a new Cardigan JB. Have a good one

Ta Scrap...may come in....hooked on the Special Forces maps now What game is it? I fancy having a blast against some of you lot.

Well done to Scrapman, Lee, Big Al and Night Owl. Its like taking candy from a baby, its that easy, although this post has had 277 views and only 5 of us are saying we have won so I'm not too sure, or are there some chickens in here?

have a good one

I did the same myself Big Al. Gready so and so's. Well done. easy, easy, easy, easy, easy...............

Good Luck Scrapman, let us know how you went on. Well done Lee, the money will be in our bank accounts within 10 days

Have just done this one, Go to www.coral.co.uk ,open an account and deposit £10 into coral sportsbook, then transfer the £10 into the games/casino using the code CHIP Go to the games/casino then play the inca trail for 0.25p Once you have had the bet, it should credit your balance with the £10 sign up bonus then transfer back to the sportsbook and withdraw to you card. I lost my 0.25p so I made a clear profit of £9.75. Easy money for a few minutes on a PC. Offer ends at the end of the month.

have a good one

like Rab C Nesbits jock strap.

united fan comming from Manchester.....

was too busy to realise............

Roy Keane is one too.

I tried to withdraw my winnings last week but nothing happened so I cancelled my withdrawal then deposited £20, as suggested by Cunny earlier in the post, on Wednesday. I have just received this email today... Hi Richard, Your recent bingo cashin for GBP50.30 has been processed as follows: 50.30: Refund to Switch card number ***** Any cashin balance not refunded to any cards will be sent by cheque or wire or will be credited back to your bingo account. Regards, The Mirror Bingo Cashin Management Checked my account at Mirror Bingo and got this.... Date Amount (£) Description various -22.50 Game card purchase 26 Oct 2005 17:41 -50.30 Payout (Complete) 26 Oct 2005 17:34 20.00 Fund account 26 Oct 2005 17:34 20.00 Fund Bonus on 20 deposit. Cancelled. Requested payout of all/part of deposit 25 Oct 2005 11:23 -31.00 Payout (Cancelled) 19 Oct 2005 21:31 5.00 Loyalty point redemption 19 Oct 2005 17:34 5.00 Loyalty point redemption 19 Oct 2005 16:28 5.00 Loyalty point redemption 18 Oct 2005 18:49 -31.30 Payout (Cancelled) 18 Oct 2005 18:17 38.80 Game win! 18 Oct 2005 18:04 5.00 Registration Bonus BINGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SCOTTISH MODERN MATHEMATICS PAPER 2006 DRAFT HIGHER GRADE MODERN MATHEMATICS PAPER 2006 HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL GLASGOW REGION Name........................................... Nickname...................................... Gangname.................................... 1. Shuggie has bought half a kilo of cocaine for large. He wants to make 300% on the deal and still pay Mad Malky his 10% protection money. How much must he charge for a gram? 2. Wee Davie reckons he'll get £42.50 extra Marriage Allowance a week if he ties the knot with Chantal. Even if he steals the ring, the wedding will cost him £587and he'll have to start buying two fish suppers at £3.95 each every night instead of one. How long will it be before Davie wishes he'd stayed single? 3. When Rangers play Celtic, their fans sing The Sash every 10 minutes when they're winning and every 15 minutes when they're losing. How many times did they sing it at last season's Cup Final? 4. Joey and Davie stole a 1999 green Toyota 1600GL with 35,000on the clock - and got a grand for it. How much more would they have got if it had been metallic silver, done 29,000 miles and had low profile tyres? 5. Jake the Flake and Suicide Dave got grassed up for dealing speed. The Flake got 18months but Dave got 3 years. How many more previous convictions did Dave have? EXTRA CREDIT: Who was the Flakes' Brief? EDINBURGH / BORDERS REGION Name.......................................... RugbyClub.................................. Daddy's Company......................... 1. Gavin has a spare ticket for Julian Clary at The Festival Fringe. But Benji and Adrian BOTH want to go with him. How long does he cry before giving them the tickets? 2. Half of Peter's friends say that they went to school with Ewan McGregor. Another third say they were Gordon Brown's flat mate at University. A sixth say that their dad played rugby with Tony Blair's dad and the rest say Sean Connery was their milkman. Only one is telling the truth, so how many friends does Peter have? 3. Todd wants to be a lawyer, but is as thick as Edinburgh Castle .His daddy is a Freemason and a QC. How long before Todd becomes the Lord Advocate? 4. Tamsin's Personal Trainer charges £250 a week, but has sex with her whenever she wants it. Jasmine's Life Coach charges £50 a week but has refused all sexual advances. Which one of the women weighs 19 stone? 5. Princes Street is 1467yards long. On average, there is someone begging for money every 195 yards. You walk at 3.1 miles an hour. How long will it take if you tell them all to sod off and work for a living? HIGHLANDS REGION Name.................................. Glen.................................... Clan................................ 1. After Hector's death, Archie has to pay Death Duty on Glenbogle. With 25,000acres, Archie must pay £1.76 for the first 15,000 acres and 90p per acre for the remainder, including VAT. How many people actually give a toss? 2. An Afro-American called Zachary Obisanjo Kokobobo asks a Tartan Shop in Inverness if he has any Scottish Genealogy. How long does it take to flog him full Highland dress and matching kilts for his wife and 10 kids? 3. If an Aberdeen supporter laid every sheep in Grampian Region end to end, how many people would be surprised? 4. If you caught a Loch Ness Monster 115 feet long and each foot weighed 27lbs, how much money would you make by selling your exclusive story and pictures? Sorry, question 5 has been delayed by heavy snowfall and will be here as soon as the Cockbridge - Tomintoul road re-opens in the spring.

Have a great day and I hope your football team make it extra special for you by winning today. (would be even better if your closest rivals got beat too)

Its good that when the "other" person looses their fiver, you win one

Not sure if I have to put money into the account as have won more than £30 although when I tried to withdraw last night they said I will have upto 24 hours to cancel the withdrawal. Free £5 Bingo Terms and Conditions 7. Any winnings that result from purchases of Bingo cards with the Free £5 offer may be redeemed for cash by providing debit/credit card details, subject to a minimum amount of £30. The Free £5 cannot be cashed out at any time. My Account Date Amount (£) Description various -21.50 Game card purchase 19 Oct 2005 17:34 5.00 Loyalty point redemption 19 Oct 2005 16:28 5.00 Loyalty point redemption 18 Oct 2005 18:49 -31.30 Payout (Pending) 18 Oct 2005 18:17 38.80 Game win! 18 Oct 2005 18:04 5.00 Registration Bonus

I saw that too. I think I saw kevinmcqeen win too.

Go to http://www.mirrorbingo.com/ and enter the passcode 'bonanza'. That will give you £5 to play with. The cards start from 10 p to play up to £1. You only have to fill in your name, address and an email address. No bank details required as winnings will be sent by cheque (I hope) If you win anything, you can only cash it in if you have a min of £30 of winnings (bonus money is not included as you cannot withdraw this) I won one game last night, which gave me about £38 then lost a bit of it but managed to withdraw £31. This is from The Daily Mirror so it should be legit. If you refer a friend and they wager £5, you also get 5000 points, which changes to £5 as well into your account. Mrs Cider lost her free fiver but I gained a Fiver for refering her. Have fun!