mad mick Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 (edited) HI, I'M thinking of coming back to uk dirt after a bit of a lay off, so please forgive the noobie questions. 1, i can't post on the banger forum [ i assume because i am no longer a paid up memeber?] says i do not have permission to post? 2, what are x tracks? tried to download same problem as above? 3, are the practice and race days still the same ?[ for bangers] 4, i now have 2 different numbers 222, and 90 can i have my old number back please? [222] [once i cough the jolt fee of course] 5, it would appear bangers are now graded by roof colour? i take it they have graded starts in races? so the race starts we all stop line up in graded order and then someone calls start? 6, how long can i race a novice skin for before i need a painted car, fast ernie used to paint my motors or JB are they still around? 7, is there still loads of moaning in bangers......LOL [thats a retorical question no need for a reply...] 8, and whats this hacking thing all about?? [probley best that reply comes on an e-mail....[pm me for e-mail addy if you don't have it] sorry i have put these all in one place but this appears to be the only tread i can post on. Edited July 23, 2009 by mad mick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lakey508 Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Bloodly hell where did they dig you up from !!!!! Cough up your hard earned dosh for jolt and all will be fine, X tracks are same tracks but with different physics and make teh racing very very different to what it used to be like. Days are all still the same mate although its AD 2009 now instead of BC 1654 and Wheels are now round. Knobby or Leek can help you with the Number Grades are as you say, Novice skins are a no go, but thats not an issue we can get you skins sorted no problemo, Hacking I aint got long enough to go into all that, Moaning, yeah but its the kids who moan now, but Im sure they will not be a patch on you Bangers are much for fun this year a real laugh, Be good to see you back you old greyhound walking, bovril bandit, Bluenose Alex Mcleish, Wasp loving old moaner. Love you Lakey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad mick Posted July 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Bloodly hell where did they dig you up from !!!!! Cough up your hard earned dosh for jolt and all will be fine, X tracks are same tracks but with different physics and make teh racing very very different to what it used to be like. Days are all still the same mate although its AD 2009 now instead of BC 1654 and Wheels are now round. Knobby or Leek can help you with the Number Grades are as you say, Novice skins are a no go, but thats not an issue we can get you skins sorted no problemo, Hacking I aint got long enough to go into all that, Moaning, yeah but its the kids who moan now, but Im sure they will not be a patch on you Bangers are much for fun this year a real laugh, Be good to see you back you old greyhound walking, bovril bandit, Bluenose Alex Mcleish, Wasp loving old moaner. Love you Lakey LAKEY, YOU POODLE WALKING, SHANDY DRINKING, SOUTHERN NANCY BOY..... I COR BELIVE YAM STILL HERE, STILL DRIVING FOR THE SOAP DODGERS? I HAVE BEEN AWAY TO MAKE MY MILLIONS AS AS AN INTERNET POKER PLAYER, I JUST NEEDED 2 MORE THINGS, TO MAKE MY DREAM COME TRUE, TALENT AND BRAINS, SADLY LACKING IN BOTH, SO I'M NOW BROKE ...LOL THEN I THOUGHT I WILL TRY OUT THAT COD 4 ONLINE , [HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO KILL SOME 10 YR OLDS FROM CHIPPING SODBURY] WELL ME AND MY NEGATIVE KDR HAVE NOW GIVEN THAT UP AS WELL..... ME MOAN YOU WILL FIND THAT WAS CONSTRUCTIVE CRITISIM...I THINK.... MIGHT DO A BIT OF CRASHING THIS TIME STILL ALLOWED OPPO ON THE BENDS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knobby Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Hi Mick, Welcome back! Your still registered as 222 in the Bangers so when you cough up 15 of your finest English pounds its yours. You'll be able to post in the League forums when your a paid member. JB Is still about...His a rodder now days, His not the JB we use to know....Not sure if he can sort your skins out , If not I dont mind doing them if you fancy something plain and simple! Ernie is about still, dont think he comes on here much... I've taken over your job of supplying him Jaffa cakes at firecracker though...... lol Be good to have you back Mick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad mick Posted July 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Hi Mick, Welcome back! Your still registered as 222 in the Bangers so when you cough up 15 of your finest English pounds its yours. You'll be able to post in the League forums when your a paid member. JB Is still about...His a rodder now days, His not the JB we use to know....Not sure if he can sort your skins out , If not I dont mind doing them if you fancy something plain and simple! Ernie is about still, dont think he comes on here much... I've taken over your job of supplying him Jaffa cakes at firecracker though...... lol Be good to have you back Mick! Knobby thanks for the skin offer if you have time can you do me a set of cars please, just blue and white will do fine, nowt fancy, can i still have 2 unlimited cars? if so, do us a crasher and a rodder? pick what ever you think is best? if your to busy please say and i will post on the painters forum? Wow ain't been to the cracker for last 2 years, hardly been to any racing, since isherwood "retired" i went to the c of c in november that was a cracking meetign apart from the cold! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knobby Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 I'll do the skins mate no problems, 2 cars are still available too - Nationals and Unlimiteds, hope to see you racing soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick M48 Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Damn damn damn and.....damn I just pay my jolt fee to return to Bangers and then I hear that the Skip diving Brummy is coming back, it's going to be hard enough putting up with JB let alone Mick as well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyH 148 Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Be nice to have you both back (yes even you Mick!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knobby Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Webbys racing again too... get AndyMek back and hey ho Team SOD anyone!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad mick Posted July 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Andyh,the wisbech godfarther, and the essex gangster welcoming me back...hmmmmm Mick reaches for the welder and RSJ'S, i will have to use bonnet stays as welding rods....now where did i leave that volvo. Gents it will good "running" into you both...and good to know you are both still kicking.. is trash still here as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 yep hes certainly here alright. Is allowed back off his ban on tuesday aswell, so if your sorted by then you can "run into him" aswell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyH 148 Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Andyh,the wisbech godfarther, and the essex gangster welcoming me back...hmmmmm Mick reaches for the welder and RSJ'S, i will have to use bonnet stays as welding rods....now where did i leave that volvo. Gents it will good "running" into you both...and good to know you are both still kicking.. is trash still here as well? lol its SIR to you and dont forget it! There's a lot of new boys on the block since you departed Mick some are pretty damn decent as well but the odd ones still need a good sorting now and again hence Stus rather lengthy ban lol Seriously though would be nice to see an old face back in these, at least you will make us current "old" boys feel young again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranny Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Mick, I thought you had to retake the driving test again when you get to your age. And giving up pokers, I seem to spend half my time in Vegas nowadays. Good to hear your doing ok, I occasionally have a lurk here now and then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knobby Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Would be great to see you come back too Ranny.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbert325 Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 I'm still a newbie really but would love to race some past masters of the ukdirt banger sceen. The racing this year has been epic as far as i can tell so get ya overalls back on gentlemen and come join us on track. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 (edited) Bit like a class re-union for you old folk isnt it??? who's left to come out of the woodwork?? Edited July 25, 2009 by Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick M48 Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 Bit like a class re-union for you old folk isnt it??? who's left to come out of the woodwork?? I guess us 'old folk' have ourselves a first target Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad mick Posted July 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 yep hes certainly here alright. Is allowed back off his ban on tuesday aswell, so if your sorted by then you can "run into him" aswell? to be fair lee it was usually him and his bro running into me.... But it will be nice to have a tear up with the trash boys again And i am not old enough to take my driving test again...well i don't think i have to...i seem to have trouble remembering these days, now where did i park my austin 8..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad mick Posted July 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 I'm still a newbie really but would love to race somepast masters of the ukdirt banger sceen. The racing this year has been epic as far as i can tell so get ya overalls back on gentlemen and come join us on track. PMP past master of uk dirt LMAO.... my trophy haul is a bit like birmingham city's mate errrm ZERO I was always there, to wash team trash's cars after they had finished racing......clean sir andyh visor, wash stu's overalls....make sure trav got up for work the next morning at stupid 'O' clock.....that sort of stuff I only got a blue grade cos i bought 741 sportz dvd's from some outfit in wisbech..... anyway be nice to run into some new victims..i mean racers see on tuesday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trash Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 PMP past master of uk dirt LMAO.... my trophy haul is a bit like birmingham city's mate errrm ZERO I was always there, to wash team trash's cars after they had finished racing......clean sir andyh visor, wash stu's overalls....make sure trav got up for work the next morning at stupid 'O' clock.....that sort of stuff I only got a blue grade cos i bought 741 sportz dvd's from some outfit in wisbech..... anyway be nice to run into some new victims..i mean racers see on tuesday Sounds like it's a good job my ban is finally up this week! Nice to see some old faces returning, they dont moan like these young oiks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FastErnieJr. Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 MAD MICK! Hmmmmm. This almost makes have to return to Ukdirt.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad mick Posted July 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 PMP past master of uk dirt LMAO.... my trophy haul is a bit like birmingham city's mate errrm ZERO I was always there, to wash team trash's cars after they had finished racing......clean sir andyh visor, wash stu's overalls....make sure trav got up for work the next morning at stupid 'O' clock.....that sort of stuff I only got a blue grade cos i bought 741 sportz dvd's from some outfit in wisbech..... anyway be nice to run into some new victims..i mean racers see on tuesday Sounds like it's a good job my ban is finally up this week! Nice to see some old faces returning, they dont moan like these young oiks! stu man, it will be good to "catch up"...i could never catch you the first time round....looks like the business is still going strong....difficult in these current economic times....[sounds like you have had a bit of time on your hands]...do you and your bro still tempt small children with fivers stuck to there jammy fingers, into your shop....blimey sounds a bit pervy....see you in turn 1 Ernie JNr i think you and snr need to come back...even though i could i never catch you 2 either, it was nice admiring snr's paint jobs as you drove off into the distance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad mick Posted July 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 Trash250 - 7 Meeting Ban - Oppo up the Straights / Attacking from the Infield - Banned Until the British Championship Meeting on the 27/07/2009 wow 7 weeks, you would have got less time, if you had run over lakey's poodle, then drunk his shandy, and turned him into a northern monkey:o now that must have been a tuesday night worth staying in for....bet them replay's took some digging through. And i used to call you mr teflon because nothing ever stuck... Can't wait for tuesday anyone got any basic set ups i can have to get me started? Do i need a different set up for an x track? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 you can try by copying pasting your old setups in, but they will need some tweaking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trash Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 stu man, it will be good to "catch up"...i could never catch you the first time round....looks like the business is still going strong....difficult in these current economic times....[sounds like you have had a bit of time on your hands]...do you and your bro still tempt small children with fivers stuck to there jammy fingers, into your shop....blimey sounds a bit pervy....see you in turn 1 Yes still got the shop Mick, about 18 years now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knobby Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 Another Oldie's just asked for me ror a skin so he should be racing tuesday too ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad mick Posted July 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 Another Oldie's just asked for me ror a skin so he should be racing tuesday too ! do tell.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knobby Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 Fingers Crossed Markie176 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xTx Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 looks like my "improvements to 09 season" wish is coming tru, welcome bk old timers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad mick Posted July 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 looks like my "improvements to 09 season" wish is coming tru, welcome bk old timers fully paid up for the year and stripping the motor as we speak.....i wonder if isherwoood still has his race lump.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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