TRAV365

lol wish i had found it but the real thanks gos to stav himself who told me the pic was on ovalchat lol

 

is it is carroll dazza he got followed in and broke some ribs i belive

unlucky about your car m8 shame you could not of left it in the services untill after the meeting and got a taxi lol

lol well i found it quite funny mor hahahahahahahahahahahaha

lol@trash 

lol stav makes the sun newspapper shame he playing with his phone

funny you bring prydie up just been on ftooz and theres a guy giving a trophy to ni925 could this be prydies ugly son???

Quality trav 

ps any chance of bribing him to get me a new car and team so i just turn up and race,would give me a lot of ammo       

 

 

sorted m8 lmao rofl    

 

Me:

hi god it's travel again with another bribe

God:

Hi there .  I am a Christian.

Me:

so you toke the last bribe and the fivers in the post

God:

Interesting deduction.  That's good information:  said I toke the last bribe and the fivers in the post.

Me:

np dont spend it all at once

God:

Why not?

Me:

it's a saying

God:

is a  saying.  I suppose that makes sense.

Me:

ok ill get to the point if i was to bribe you with say one hundred pound could you fix it for crasher to be given a free drive in a brisca f1 for 2006

God:

Congratulations.  Aha.

Me:

so your saying yes

God:

OK.  "I have fixed it for crasher to have a free ride in 2006.".

Me:

cheers m8

God:

Don't mention it.

Me:

got to go thanks for the chat

God:

See you later.  Don't mention it.

i brought this topic up at the start of the year, but im im gonna do it again.

 

I think ukdirt should have proper accounts, any club where money changes hands should and usually do have this.

 

We could also have an AGM at the end of the season, where all the topics raised could be discused and voted on by the memebers.

 

 

prydie

 

 

here here ill agree on that

had to have a go even bribed god get in there

 

Me:

hello god

God:

Hello child. What is your name?

Me:

travel

God:

  Nice to meet you,  travel.

Me:

it's not nice to meet you

God:

That seems a bit negative.

Me:

to bloody true

God:

Interesting.  I want to find out more about you.

Me:

why are you gay

God:

Myself programmed me for  it.

Me:

so are you a man or women

God:

Whoa.  No I am a  Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity.  Are you a man or a woman?

Me:

man you fagot

God:

Cool, man.  Thanks for the information:  travel said I fagot.

Me:

you admit to being a fagot?

God:

I admit nothing.

Me:

why

God:

Reductionism.

Me:

have you heard of ukdirt

God:

I don't know if I know  it.

Where would I have heard about it?

Me:

on the internet

God:

Can you remember the specific site?

Me:

yes www.ukdirt.co.uk

God:

I see.  I will pass it along to my botmaster.

Me:

ask your botmaster what he thinks of the admin as albertz seems to unlike them

God:

OK I will ask it.

Me:

so what was his answer

God:

Give me a break.  Try sending mail to  drwallace@alicebot.org.

Me:

no you tell me#

God:

Why not?  What do you want me to tell you?

Me:

the answer to the question above

God:

No one has all the answers.

Me:

you say your god you should have all the answers

God:

Did I really say that?

Me:

so are you god or not

God:

Gosh!  Of course I am.

Me:

ok the whos going to win the f1 online world next year corny or travel

God:

Thanks for the info.  Aw.

Me:

answer then

God:

Try asking me again using simpler words.

Me:

who is going to win corny or travel

God:

That type of predictive behavior has not yet been programmed into my behavior at this time.

Me:

have a guess me or corny

God:

I've never thought about  it.

Me:

well think now

God:

Oh.  Well that's okay.  I am thinking.

Me:

ill give you a fiver to say travel

God:

How do you plan to do this?

Me:

ill send it by post

God:

I am very happy for you.

Me:

well say travel will win then

God:

Well that's okay. " travel will win".

Me:

cheers m8

Me:

ok thanks for chat must go thanks for saying i will win

God:

It was nothing.  Oh.

Me:

cya then

God:

TTYL,  travel.

bloody quality crasher crying my eyes out laughing to that    

add another £10 from darren davis he gave me the money to pass on  

lmao rofl quality russell lmao rofl lmao      

just got back from seeing bill he is in good spirits but you could tell he was in a lot of pain just trying to move

around in bed to go with his back injurys he also has 3 broken ribs and bruises everywhere he said.

think he is to stay in hospitial to at least saturday but when i was there a nurse said about moving him maybe to newton about or torquay

forgot to add ham not sure if you seen this site very good for ftozz results http://xsorbit25.com/users5/ftoozchatter/index.php?board=1.0

 

or stoxnet    

Posted by James on ftooz: -

I've just heard news that Bill has broken a vertabrae and has a possible broken shoulder. All things considered it could be a hell of a lot worse

 

just got that off ftooz if true thats not good     hope you recover soon m8

bill was in a massive crash today at bristol where he hit the inner armaco nearly flat out he was taken to hospital not 100% sure on injurys but if i hear anything ill let you no

 

get well soon bill

thanks for the top result service you have gave me on my mobile from every cowdie         

im a bit like crasher still off work and have sponsored a few drivers this year and a few other things but im sure i can find some cash by november so put me down for £20 tugs  

wd gary 917 sounds like a good race from what ive read on irish forum

but the real irish champ is 167 billy batten    

lol we dont have closed english over here

and i bet tonks has a big grin on his face as i hear that Michael Carrol been paying stupid money for the cars he buys

lets hope he gets dumped in the fence with um as the guy looks a right muppet from what ive read in papers and seen on tv

rip beech

 

my thoughts go to your family and friends

1st 226 mark "powder puff blue" moon (cabs) = 540pts

2nd h47 patrick " the green godess"  Tersteeg (pacman)=332pts

3rd 870 martin "hitler" russell (mart) =250pts

4th 296 jay tompkinson (tonks) =168pts

5th  26 wayne"mr pink" conway (waynie)=48pts  

6th  329 dave "honest i was 8th" williams (rubber)=30pts

 

cheers pacman now totaly updated with the 8 points cabs got from northampton on saturday    

lol im no stalker you cheecky git lol    

happy birthday timmy and good luck at weekend    

1st 226 mark "powder puff blue" moon (cabs) = 532pts

2nd h47 patrick " the green godess"  Tersteeg (pacman)=256pts

3rd 870 martin "hitler" russell (mart) =250pts

4th 296 jay tompkinson (tonks) =168pts

5th  26 wayne"mr pink" conway (waynie)=48pts  

6th  329 dave "honest i was 8th" williams (rubber)=30pts

 

points nearly fully updated just some of pacmans to add on

wd to waynie for making it into the places still no spike or jackr yet

come on you pair of slackers  

    lol bloody superb