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When I was in Qatar they put the price of a litre up from QR0.60 to QR0.70 and there was uproar... QR0.70 = £0.09

I don't think showing folk how to cheat is a good thing?

Sky broadband use your normal BT line I believe? That'll mean how good/fast your connection is depends on how new your BT exchange is as per BT Broadband!

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It seems I'm not the only one.... If its any consolation Erick, Sparky was once as berated on ukdirt as you are now and look at him now. One of Ukdirts finest. Finest what you ask? We may never know Anyway how is the new Cowdie coming along Sparkster?? McDoog'll have his new Cowdie ready before yours at this rate

Cannard has got his Vole painted up already These are BWS colours for the uninitiated

Looks great Swindy

Those sound like good choices for PM Though I think I'd prefer Andrew Emslie If that happens the airlines would make a fortune as everyone emigrated

Hmm. Lets have a look at the evidence here. Its painted in Alan Stirling's colours Its got Alan Stirling's number on it It has 'Alan Stirling' painted on the name visor... Good luck with your smart new car Michael Bethune...

All of these are legitimate companies that didn't spend quite enough time considering, or caring, how their on-line names might appear ... and be misread. These are not made up. Check them out yourself! 1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is www.whorepresents.com 2. Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com 3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net 4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com 5. There's the Italian Power Generator company, www.powergenitalia.com 6. And don't forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales , www.molestationnursery.com 7. If you're looking for IP computer software, there's always www.ipanywhere.com 8. The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is www.cummingfirst.com 9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky Web site, www.speedofart.com

Very funny clip, its been on youtube for a while now. Apparently the Rainbow team got bored one day and made this for a laugh. It may be worth mentioning that the video contains language not suitable for kids and could be found offensive

Good point sash. I think that Jnr should now be FastErnie and FastErnie become FastErnie SENIOR Happy birthday my wooden shoe wearing friend

http://www.mychopper.tv/index1.htm?movieid...61-C8E68EFDCD12

This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford: Dear Mrs. Murray, While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened. 5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove. 7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him,he began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it. 9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were. 10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed,yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker,assumed the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again." And; last, but not least: 14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here." Yours sincerely, Charles Brown Store Manager

Please feel free to add www.bangerworldseries.co.nr as a link as far as pics are concerned I'll need to ask Munster if its ok to use some from that site

Don't get too cocky... Its still a close run thing

Doesn't matter how many old Erikisms you dig up Kane you'll still be the most irritating person on this forum at the moment... Or am I just being 'Trappy' again?

Once the Americano Series has finished in BWS then we will be looking to run something else so, providing Swindy is happy to let BWS do so, I see no reason why the coaches can't play a part of the next miniseries

Well done Swindy Superb fun. But definitely one for 'in-car' view These will be superb fun on a Figure of 8

Site looking good Cabs Take it the lad gets his charming good looks from his mum's side of the family?

I know you meant well Mart but those videos are of the new Warton track not the Old one (Same location just revised setup)

http://cupcate.vox.com/library/audio/6a00c...7beb598bfa.html

Careful MC... That sort of thing can get you in trouble