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Aub

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  1. pffft probs 390 to wipe the pair of them no doubt lol 257 will wipe the floor with um all
  2. northampton 1s 2s n pebles nuff said
  3. got sent this today and as mother always told me to share here u go Mr. Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker. It was After Eight. She was from Quality Street, he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way, they stopped at a Yorkie bar; he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum. He asked her name, 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said. I'm the one with the nuts, he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way. They checked in, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr. Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic-Tacs. Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any more Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he pulled out, his fun size Mars bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more, he needed Time Out. He noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetising. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper! Unfortunately, Mr. Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel. Sadly he was soon to discover he had VD. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with All Sorts!
  4. probs not
  5. hello folks been working on this for months and finally finished it today so here it is ill post the tex file up later
  6. happy birthday mate have a good 1
  7. Aub

    Font help

    bozz number set m8
  8. get well soon spike
  9. so is vista worth ago yet then? oh btw i gone old skool
  10. no where there does he ask for it to be posted up
  11. yes
  12. happy birthday binny m8
  13. mine atm
  14. u can always find kendo tho
  15. i can see a new rule coming in
  16. cheers i just do what folk ask m8 just wait till you c the next project lol as for the maus thing that was more me moaning about me having painted a car already for him and he got someone else to do 1 but hey that has passed weve all moved on so its all gd
  17. lol oxford what a nice place to arrive at
  18. well it give me a bit aswell lol and the sign fx logo well that gave me even more lol
  19. gd luck mr and mrs nezza all the best for the future
  20. Aub

    Taunton

    lol you say what u think dazza dont hold back lad
  21. Aub

    Taunton

    When twats Like You Leave the world Of Online Racing Hopefully
  22. have a great day mate
  23. WHAT!?
  24. if its annoying little ****** it is already taken EDIT: watch the language m8.
  25. as we can see here mr peeters and mr moodie having a chat but sat behind them is young ricardo waiting the ask the question he asks everyone it would seem
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