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This looks better than that shoiteheep tosh

heres some of the future stockcar drivers from GLENROTHES practicing

i cant seem to find whats so funny about the pics i fail to see why you have posted pishing my pants over them

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TESCO DOCTOR. > > One day, in line at the works cafeteria, Jack says to > Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I suppose > I'd better see a doctor!" > > "Listen mate; don't waste your time down at the > surgery", Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer > at Tesco. Just give it a urine sample and the computer > will tell you what's wrong, and what to do about it. > It takes ten seconds and only costs five quid....a > lot quicker and better than a doctor and you get > Clubcard points". > So Jack collects a urine sample in a small jar and > takes it to Tesco. He deposits five pounds and the > computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He > pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds > later, > The computer ejects a printout: > > You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water > and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two > weeks'. > > That evening while thinking how amazing this new > technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer > could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool > sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and > daughter, and `Pleasured himself' into the mixture for > good measure. > > Jack hurried back to Tesco, eager to check what would > happen. He deposits five pounds, pours in his > concoction, and awaits the results with a grin. > > > > The computer prints the following: > > 1) Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. > > 2) Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal > shampoo. > > 3) Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into > rehab. > > 4) Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours.Get > a lawyer. > > 5) And if you don't stop playing with yourself, your > elbow will never get better.... > > Thank you for shopping at Tesco

finally someone has uploaded THIS

well lads i just had the traditional haggis (1st catch of the hunt for me) with my neep and tumshies you guys pull the beastie from ya freezer aswell?

this way up

thanks lads im a bit pished the noo but can just about read p.s my 7 yo typed this

10 quid? peasants need not enquire thats tosh and hack's arse oot the windae then

10 quid?

very very sad Phil was one of my favorite players when he played for celtic sad loss to scottish football..... thanks for the 5 years of entertainment at celtic

post your funny vids jokes in this thread nothing OTT or admin will lock the thread... thought this was really funny

heres one for Fozz Gogs and scrappy

hi m8 some degenerate has locked tosh's account for the forum can u fix it please

im sorry i cant change the racord as my racord playir is broked

in principal yes great idea in reality it's a waste of time..the government will brush it off saying its not us its OPEC..... remember the publicans with the No Smoking ban? 1000s of signatures on petitions saying it will affect their business and yes some pubs have closed causing people to loose their livelihood. remember this back in 2000? nothing was achieved.. unfortunately todays Robin hood has no chance against sheriff Brown and his bunch of lying cheating thieving scumbags. In 2000 the govt said yes we are listening to you but behind closed doors they were laughing. they still got their theft payments of fuel duty they got them faster with all the panic buying. Untill the govt drops 1 of the 2 taxes on fuel nothing will change.

funny how the english can remember 1966 41years on but they seem to fail to remember 1967 forty years on

as the title says as youtube is great for music post a link if possible. Heres 1 of my all time favs

i think he is in the middle of a rip roaring fart. the dude at the back is shielding his ear

Yup were still laughing our arses off up here

i cant see why everyone is laughing at this guy. its a tried and tested method and it WORKS. i done the same thing to my wives Ford KA with a 50lb bag of sand. i started the engine up let it run for half an hour walked round the back of the car to check the exhaust and THIS happened.

Issued by the MET office 22/11/2007 1900 hours GMT All parts of Scotland at serious risk from flooding. Please stop pissing yourselves laughing at last nights football results and help avoid the flooding.

i believe its this one dazza as i have the same as pedz

as the england team are without a manager who would you choose to fill the gap? my choice is this Guy