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BANGERMAD07

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  1. [attachmentid=21761] I know its hard to see but worth it
  2. That will be sooo rated
  3. Fought i would post some more of my decals up here [attachmentid=21736] [attachmentid=21737] Decals.zip
  4. Oh sorry is it my fault some tube sent me a virus and it crashed my pc Didnt realise you were all knowing
  5. Im in the middle of putting new files onto my new pc, Dont worry i will show you
  6. Excuse me but i have made tracks Im in the middle of one Someone feel stupid now ?
  7. Rip it up and start again i say No way a track could be like that tight And zarky has freinds First of me knowing
  8. 1) Looks far to narrow, Might get half a car on the actual track 2) Corners are to tight 3) What is meant to be in the middle a car park? Months of his junk on this forum, And you expect me to be nice Dont think that will happen mate Sorry if i seem harsh but i could list a number of topics in which zarky has caused offence!
  9. Some one has a sad life looking after zarky
  10. Ok heres both Use the eraser tool and set its hardness to 0% to get a fading effect and bubbles are normal psd file [attachmentid=21723] Decals.zip
  11. Just Saw the news that Phil O'Donnell has died during motherwells game versus Dundee utd http://msnsport.skysports.com/story/0,1952...3010935,00.html Condolences go to his wife and his young children at this time, Espically with xmas just past
  12. Nikki 142's RCE Done by me (BmSigns) [attachmentid=21717]
  13. I wonder if its to cover a small manhood size My old dad said that about liers
  14. If there anything like what his skins are Please dont attempt one it would make me cry and im a grown man
  15. Thats why i ask mate Im thinking of doing a marina if i get enough pictures
  16. We can only hope then Ill be behind you by the end of the year in the red grade (I wish)
  17. Sorry for double post http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys2Egs5ONnI http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JhzBVBZKte4&...feature=related Late tommy cooper at his best
  18. Q1) what teams did we get during our campaign? Q2) What teams did you get ? Awnsers Q1) 3 Top teams Ukraine, Italy (World cup holders) and France We Beat Ukraine once Beat France twice and came so close to beating Italy but were dismayed by a 'Dodgy Arrogant Spanish Twat' Q2) Litle 'Easy' Teams, Being beat at wembley by minows Being beat by sweeden Russia who havnt won nothing for over 20-30 years England better than Scotland ? YIR AFF YIR HEAD
  19. Hi guys just finnished Nikki #142's RCE [attachmentid=21705] Comments please, Bearing in mind this is my first f2 skin ever done
  20. Was the one of Ni 925 Taking from the pub by any chance?
  21. Hi guys, I'm offering my services to those who need it for the upcoming f2 skinpack deadline, Im not the king of skinpainting but i can make individual unique cars for you, While retaining the 'Wow' Factor I have 5 slots ATM For making cars, Just tell me what model, Number, Name, Nickname, Colours and Roof Grade. Also can add in some Personal Sponsers just specify what you need, Hope people willl take advantage of this oppurtunity
  22. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_f7WJUVVoY&...feature=related
  23. Well done mate
  24. There was a Family @ Edinbrugh zoo...They went into the monkey house, in one of the cages was a big Huge, Heavy built White-Haired Gorilla Really Rare, And could start a temper with nothing on its mind, Next to the cage there was a sign, 'Do Not Touch Under Any Circumstances', So the wee boy looked about to see no-one was watching and put his hand into the cage and touched the Gorilla The Gorilla went crazy and burst open the cage, He ran after the wee boy right outside the zoo... the wee boy was screaming, he runs into a taxi, Take me to Waverly Train station the Gorilla jumps on the roof as it leaves and grabs on, They reach the train station and the Gorillas still chasing the wee boy and straight onto a train to London, So the Gorilla and the wee boy are chasing each other on the train on the way into london, The get of the train and the boy runs straight for Heathrow, The Gorilla follows, The wee boy gets on a plane to france the Gorilla dosnt get on the plane but grabs onto the wing ... hes in the air swinging about on the wing, They reach france and the wee boy runs to the eiffel tower he gets on the lift but the Gorilla climbs the structure, the wee boy gets out of the lift and straight onto the very top of the tower the lift goes down and the Gorilla is right below him and starts climbing drool coming out of his mouth fierce eyes and reaches eye level with the wee boy reaches out and with his hand Claws out at full strech and... Says TAG YOUR iT Theres a Kangaroo and a zebra in a cage at the zoo Its about 10ft High and they have Never been seperated in life, A New Keeper was hired and was short of brain power, He heads home and see's the two animals and says, "I'll be back in the morning dont you be going now" Next morning 'Bong, Bong, Bong' The kangaroo is jumping about the place out of his cage, The keeper sighs, "What am i going to do with you" So that day they extend the cage to 20ft Again the keeper Warns the animals, "I'll be back in the morning dont you be going now" Next morning 'Bong, Bong, Bong' So again they extend the cage to 30ft So high they think to thereselves Wow that is high for a cage, That night the kangaroo and the zebra are talking about the cage, the zebra says to the kangaroo, "How high are these C**** going to build this cage too" The kangaroo Replys "It Wouldnt matter, The daft B******* Forget to shut the gate at night"
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