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martwisely

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  1. In the early hours of Monday Morning a major earthquake hit Dundee, measuring 5.8 on the Richter Scale. Epicentre: Whitfield Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly muttering, ‘Whit the f***?!’, and ‘Whuard that cum fae?!’. The earthquake totally decimated the surrounding area with damage said to be in the region of £30. Several priceless mementoes from the baldovie skip were damaged beyond all repair. Three areas of historical burnt out cars were disturbed. Many o the locals were woken well before their giro arrived. Grampian news reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered and are still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in the area. One resident, Tracy Sharon Smith, a 17 year old mother of five fae Ormiston Crescent said, ‘It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay Levi-Mercedes came running through to my bedroom crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Chantelle slept through it all, as well as ma great granny Lorraine. I was still shaking when I was watching Kilroy the next morning.’ Police were quick to assure residents that looting, mugging and car theft will all carry on as normal. The British Red Cross has so far managed to fly in almost 4000 crates of Sunny Delight to help the stricken residents. Rescue workers have already begun to sift through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, benefit books, jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos, loads and loads of Provie Cheques and bone china from Poundstretcher. How can you help? This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing, for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing is most sought after, the most needed include Fila and Burberry baseball caps, Kappa Tracksuit tops (His and Hers), Shell suits (female), white sport socks and any items usually sold in Primark. Food parcels may be harder to come by, but they will be needed all the same. Required foodstuffs include microwave meals, tins of baked beans, ice cream and cans of Colt 45 or Special Brew. 22p buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks for a family of 9; £5 will pay for a packet of B&H and a lighter to help calm the nerves of those affected. Please do not send tents for shelter! As the sight of posh housing is unfair on the population and will only cause envy in the Douglas, Fintry and St Marys Martin ps for those of you that Dont know where Dundee is it is in Scotland and is about roughly an hour from Cowdenbeath. Also you have to be good at reading your scottish to understand it lol.
  2. Thought it was Banana to Banana You not mean peer2peer Have u been throught your processes? typing every single one in google and checking that way?
  3. Great Job rodder Cant wait to race it. Keep up the work
  4. Happy bday m8 only 33 Have a good one
  5. ok perhaps no one got what im saying here just an observation but on render 1 that youve posted the right hand front wheel is hanging off the edge of the trailer therefore needing a bigger trailer. i noticed that
  6. Sierras thats about it.. ( I think they race in lightning rods) but dont take my word for it.
  7. What kind of car Banger, Hotrod,Stockrod ???? NVM, was trying to do two things at once, watch tv and post at same time.
  8. What kind of car Banger, Hotrod,Stockrod ????
  9. whats that supposed to be?
  10. lol Its as likely that he'll be there as it is that I'll be there (or Scrappy for that matter ) I hope you dont come . I may be there Cowdie 3 weeks in a trot....
  11. Only you could burst a tyre in an online, non-contact formula. I Was Putting the Car to its max see what tricks it could do and it ended up giving me an Airshow
  12. Yes i did think of real life , but i didnt think that is what he meant as he wrote in half english and half dorick!
  13. There isnt a mod out for it so how can u be doin it next year Plus doubt someone will make it.
  14. http://www.childhoodsite.com/ Came across this whilwe browsin the net.
  15. i downloaded it twice as first time didnt work lol but gr8t guide.
  16. Is anything else happening with these? Martin
  17. Keep the good work up rodder Hope you solve the problem with the nova ps dont burst a tyre anyone...
  18. I have a few in my Big collection of photos somewhere have to find them first.
  19. go on to the ATR forum, but it is also availabl\\e on th\e ukdirt skinpasinting foum you stil doin the minis?
  20. in the skinpaintin section The NEW car file can be found Here >> http://forum.kev149.com/index.php?showtopic=17330 And template and max file can be found Here >>> http://forum.kev149.com/index.php?showtopic=17245 and ill race Marty123 will post skin up later
  21. And mine From the sides.. [attachmentid=10163] [attachmentid=10164] and from the back... [attachmentid=10165] Martin
  22. Just tried it out for first time today and great job i got it to 74mph around cowdenbeathR Hopefully see more soon. Martin
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