Mart 870

Blue flags in stock cars?? have you gone soft!

Mart999 booking in please

Can anyone help? when ive been in a server that has auto pits or when ive had a go offline my car starts off ok in the pits then drives straight into one of the tractors and i can do nothing about it until it manages to push its way past it, anyone else had the same problem?

Yeah i must admit on all mods i play (including the real thing when i get the chance) when theres a car infront of me the car tends to push somewhat lol

If i remember when AndyG first mate Long Eaton he made it as near as possible to the orriginal shape and length (Help me here Andy) but people complained it was too narrow due to the fact that online racing just isnt as each to hold the car in a straight line and need out of other way, hence the other tracks being a little wider making them a little easier to race on.

From what i was told at the weekend by Mark Helliwell on his first outing in his f1, compared to the f2 the brakes arent as good but the car turned fine and would hold a line no problem. To me (ive never driven an f1 so i cant really tell!) the car does push on too bad and feels like it doesnt have enough damping. Having said that the shale racing is spot on, once i dialed in a bit of wedge to stop it spinning round so easily i loved it!

Me replaying a compliment to someone at Buxton [attachmentid=17632] And my first time at Kings Lynn last year. [attachmentid=17633]

Happy birthday day mate, hope you have a good one!

My Hilux Surf is up for sale on Ebay, please take a look. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie...em=170118742869

Got bored with the old one so heres the new one.

I cant onto the stoxnet site at the mo but i was told Spike was poorly when we were returning from Skeggy - get well soon mate.

whos bikes that lado Its mine boyo

Not done this for ages so i thought id have a go.

Hmmm i hope he labels that up well or when he makes tea for the office next it might taste a little strange.

Send a PM to Wayne Helliwell Pazza(ww261 or ww271 i cant remember which he uses on here) His wife Jo has already set up a website with loads of information on New Brighton as her Grandad used to be the promotor there.

Its been on here before but still my personal favorite

Can you stick me down for a booking please counter -im making my online return. Im not fussed on what car i use, anything thats free. Cheers Mart 870

Not a Frankie fan by a long way but well done to him and although it was no fault of Frankie`s that race will have to go down in history as one of the most boring world finals ever seen, which is a shame cos the rest of the meeting was a cracker with loads of proper hard bumper work.

I`ve just about Timmy getting knocked about at Hendo, Trav says he`s ok but didnt know where is was after his assited visit to the fence, get well soon mate

Not done this for ages so i thought id have a go, here mine.

My favorite track to watch was always Long Eaton as it always had great finals. My favorite track to race on has to be Mendips, the dip that goes into trun three is like nothing else in oval racing.

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Unhappy = Grimley lmao!

Cheers, i`m wrong again!

LOL you are probably right I`m sure the pit gates were further along the track though