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What I did on my summer holiday by Theo Walcott I went to a place called Germany with my Uncle Sven and some other grown ups. It is a country in Europe where a bad man called Adolf used to live with his nazties, he does not live there anymore, Uncle Owen does live there, and the grown up's say I cant talk about the bad man as it will make Uncle Owen cry if I do. In Germany there are lots of castles and some mountains. We are staying in a place called Baden Baden that's a silly name, Uncle Frank has the same name as his dad, that's silly too, his mum must get their underpants mixed up all the time. On the aeroplane Uncle Sol sat next to me, he got me some toffee and wants to be my friend, he works at the place where I do my YTS, so does Uncle Freddy but him and Uncle Sol are not best friends anymore. Uncle Owen met us at the airport, he talks foreign, Uncle Wayne, Uncle Steven and Uncle David also talk funny, my mum says Uncle David talks like Orville, he is a duck, Uncle Sol say's uncle David wears dresses and knickers, and asked me if I had ever worn them. Uncle Sol got me some pop. In Germany the grown ups are going to play football, my grandad says we beat them in the olden days before my mum was born. That is a long time ago. While the grown up's went to play football so I went shopping with Auntie Vicky and some other girls she bought me a big ice cream and got herself a little one but she said she was full before she had eaten any and threw it away. She bought lots of shoes and handbags and let me play with Brooklyn. She say's she used to be in a pop band and sang me one of her songs, I think she was telling fibs. I told Uncle Sol about my day out with Vicky and he sulked, then he bought me an even bigger ice cream with lots of hundred's & thousands on it. All the other grown up's have a girlfriend except Uncle Sol so he plays with me while they go out. Uncle Sven says I must keep Uncle Sol happy, that's why I got taken on holiday. The grown up's went to play Football against somebody called Sweden, Uncle Sol was crying as Uncle Freddy played for them and would not talk to him. Uncle Sol bought me lots of toffee today and some crisps. Uncle Sven is from Sweden and I heard him on the phone to their boss last night. Uncle Michael hurt his knee and had to go home to his mum for a plaster. Uncle Peter is a giant, a proper giant like you see in books, he is rubbish at football though. Uncle Wayne had a sore toe at the start of out holiday but it got better so they let him play football. Uncle Sol got me a present but I do not like it. He says all Germans wear leather underpants and I should while we are here, they are too tight for me. All the grown up's started to call Uncle Wayne a potato head who stood on somebodys spuds. He got shouted at by the referee. They are all saying that we have to go home now. Uncle Sol was crying again and I had to sit on his knee to make him stop. He had his mobile phone in his pocket, I think.

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I knew Prydie was impatient, but I didn't know he had anger management problems as well!! That's what happens when people dont x in!!

Donut's missed out yet again on the final lap. 41

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Good idea! The only slight problem is the protruding grille is part of the model. As you can see above, you can change the template but you still have the diamond shaped grille showing. (I could have spent another 5 minutes tidying her up but it shows what I mean). If you still want the template or anything let me know and I'll tidy it up. The front of the car could be edited quite easily, but it's generally nice to get permission of the original model maker first. [attachmentid=7293]

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We've gotta blame someone! THE SENDING OFF

"Aldershot glamour!" [attachmentid=7291] Sorry about the quality, had to use my digi camera. Will have to put some other pics up when I get to work and can use the photocopier/scanner.

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Great info If I got my geography right, this seems to be all that's left of all that history [attachmentid=7237] Still, you could put some armco round that roundabout!

No need to apologise and v sorry to hear of the bereavement. Nice guided tour. I have had a quick look through my pics on my PC and found a couple (not mine) which I think are Aldershot, showing a couple of the perimiter buildings. Shame about the dog track causing spectators to stand so far back! [attachmentid=7231] [attachmentid=7232] Some track suggestions: 1. Aldershot 2. Crayford 3. Cross in Hand 4. New Brighton 5. Wisbech

I think the BMW films can be found here: http://ausgamers.com/files/browsegame/html/12/148 This is more something that modern car ads should look like http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3...7&q=m5+audi

Vivadave, sounds like you want re-gassing Is this the air-con discussion thread then?

Have a good one you old git.

What a brilliant ad. Great driving as well! I'm just off to get autotrader, to see if there's any izuzu gemini's on polished ally's!

Warning to all you people living on farmland. Watch out for Flying Twingo's this summer, lol http://youtube.com/watch?v=cvBgjOv73Ck&search=2

A young woman in Liverpool was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Mersey. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the freezing water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier, crying. He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off to America in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food everyday." Moving closer, he slipped his arm round her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy,and you'll keep me happy." The girl nodded yes, after all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a fresh start in America would give her life new meaning. That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn. Two weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the captain. "What are you doing here?" the captain asked. "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get food and a trip to America, and he's screwing me.""He certainly is," the captain said. "This is the Birkenhead Ferry."

I would love to see the 'Egg shaped' track and the "uphill/downhill" track made . I think they would be classics for UKdirt racing. "Variety is the spice of life" as they say! Scan your photos of Mathams Park and stick em on here Biffo, cos I love seeing old photos from the tracks, even if they don't ever get created for the game. I may even have a go at finishing a track off again. I think every track is worthy of being made, some in higher priority of others. They can be used in rfactor so they'll stick around for a long time. One or two of the current tracks could do with updating (purely for realism, now that the game has developed) but I think it's terrific how we now have well over 70 tracks! (clockwise/anti-clockwise) and if we still get bored with them, on my HD, I have a selection of roughly 400 tracks for the game!!!

What?! You didn't realise Ford made the Sierra in so many different shapes?!

Well that's what they do, and that what they wanna do. They are preferred as they can see better, and they're good for breathing/cooling in the summer.If the orc or ssca were concerned, they're the ones that need to put in the safety rule changes for 2007

It's a beauitieeeeee!! ...and the car's just as shiney as the render!!

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A short clip showing the fantastic start of the F1 Semi-Final on Saturday and part of the pass by Lund. Sorry it's a little shakey, had my 3year old son 'wobbling' about on my knee at the time! Click on the 391 pic for video. [attachmentid=7089] 1st 53 John Lund, 2nd 380 Steve Cayzer, Big well done! to Lee Robinson in 3rd.

Great model. Have u changed the wheels on it or painted them?