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One of my favourite 'natural looking' renders so far.

It's true (for once!), but I wouldn't lose any nights sleep over it yet. Currently, federal regulations do not allow or prohibit telecommunications companies from charging additional fees such as the ones proposed. Debate is ongoing in Congress over whether or not to enact this new legislation. Load of cr*p, cos the internet's not free now anyway, it's all payed for somewhere along the lines. How did we survive before the internet, mobile phones, and PC's!!!

at the old fella. Lucky escapes though!

Some random driver (from F1 I think) in something called a "Legend" http://www.hotcars.net/legends/videot/Jurva_KIMI.wmv http://www.hotcars.net/legends/videot/Botniaring_KIMI.wmv

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MC HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIGAL (sorry about taking you out last night, ) MANY HAPPY RETURNS TO YOU BOTH! HAVE A GREAT DAY

"...at the Blind Date Auditions, the ugliest contestants so far" You want win any votes with The Cilla impression mate, lol ...

"...so you never told us. How did ye get ye black eyes and the 5 iron round yer neck the other week?" "Well mate, it happened like this,"..."I was havin a quiet round of golf with the wife up Cowdie Golf Course. On the 15th she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went looking for it, and while I was rooting around, I noticed that one of the cows 'ad summat protrudin from its rear end. Sure enough, when I lifted its tail, there was the missus's golf ball." "then what happened..." "...then...that was when I made my mistake...I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to the missus..."This one here looks like yours!" ...."I'll stick to me marshallin now, its safer!"

Nice one! Much better than seeing a crappy Taz or 4x4 Garage advertising.

You can change the other cars ranking to whatever you want in the drivers text, but you always start at the back, and that can't be changed.

Very very minor thing, but the forum link (off the side menu) has incorrect link. Great work getting most of the info back on there

Try renaming the nascarheat.exe to NHeat.exe Also check, if you "right click" on the Bangers shortcut, the target should read: "C:\Program Files\Hasbro Interactive\NASCAR Heat\NHeat.exe" -mod:ukdirtbangers -noautoplay Also check you have the nocd & 1.72 patch installed from ukdirt.co.uk

really?? where do i get it! Transit Van Thread: http://s9.invisionfree.com/Skin_Painting/i...p?showtopic=326 Lovin the Escort and Dolly. Great paintjobs too.

A Scotsman asks the dentist the cost of a tooth extraction. "£200 for an extraction, sir", was the dentist's reply. "£200!!!! Hae ye no got anything cheaper, lad?" "That's the normal charge," said the dentist. "Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anaesthetic?" "That's unusual sir, but I could do it and knock off £30". "Whit if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still without anaesthetic?" "I can't guarantee their professionalism, and it would be very painful. But the price could drop to £90." "How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, hae yer student do the extraction with the other students watchin' and learnin'?" "It'll certainly be good practice for the students," mulled the dentist. "I'll charge you £5. ...But it will be very unpleasant..." "Ach, now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal," said the Scotsman. "Can ye confirm an appointment for me wife next Tuesday then?"

It's just before Scotland v Brazil at the next World Cup Group game. Ronaldino goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum."What's up?" he asks."Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only Scotland. They're sh*te and we can't be bothered".Ronaldino looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these by myself, you lads go down the pub." So Ronaldino goes out to play Scotland by himself and the rest of the Brazilian team go off for a few jars. After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "Brazil 1 - Scotland 0 (Ronaldino 10minutes)". He is beating Scotland all by himself! Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on". They put the teletext on. "Result from the Stadium "Brazil 1 (Ronaldino 10 minutes) - Scotland 1 (Angus 89 minutes)". They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against Scotland!! They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldino. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands. He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down." "Don't be daft, you got a draw against Scotland, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end!" "No, No, I have, I've let you down... I got sent off after 12 minutes"

Great skin. Any idea where can get SSC Heat / Real-Life skins from nowadays.

'Old skool' Ringwood would look the best (and be easier to model) The track wont be closing, it has new promoters, so I hope all is well for the future, It will probably be for the best that Spedeworth aren't involved.

Have u ever tried the patch? [attachmentid=6698] It makes harder gameplay, and a few nice extra features such as changing weather conditions, with other game improvements. I had the game installed but haven't played it for a year or so. Might give it another blast sometime soon. SGPpatch_1.20.zip

Try installing both the track & the 1.80 patch again, (while the game is closed). The track should then play fine with any mod. Some tracks only open with certain graphics detail & resolution (graphics settings), but think Monaco is fine with all settings. Rememeber to go back to 1.72 patch after to play on-line, etc

I got it as well when I stupidly opened an email from a UKDirt member when I wasn't concentrating. Obviousley they didn''t send it but it had their name as semder. I used the attached, which worked perfectly: Extract the content (a folder named SmitfraudFix) to your Desktop. Open the SmitfraudFix folder and double-click smitfraudfix.cmd Select option #2 - Clean by typing 2 and press "Enter" to delete infected files. You will be prompted : "Registry cleaning - Do you want to clean the registry ?"; answer "Yes" by typing Y and press "Enter" in order to remove the Desktop background and clean registry keys associated with the infection. The tool will now check if wininet.dll is infected. You may be prompted to replace the infected file (if found); answer "Yes" by typing Y and press "Enter". SmitfraudFix.zip

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His banter has amused for long enough now. He's a liability to the forum, and should show a little respect toward people that have shaped and help create UKDirt/Brisca Heat. He's not even a jolt member, and has done nothing for the league, but slag it off.

Maybe the main reason is because the place has a nice friendly down to earth attitude towards drivers and spectators, compared with the arrogant 'gistapo like' or 'couldn't care less' attitude that other promotions can give the impression off towards banger drivers. RDC have some good entry rules when it comes to Bangers, and keeps costs low and they seem to be on the drivers same wavelength. It's fairly easy for majority of drivers across the country to get to, it's a fantastic tight banger track with great character and is a good track for spectating at compared with some. Its just seems to be a track on the up at the moment. Most tracks seem to have their period of popularity and Mildenhall are definately in theirs over the past few years. I could be all wrong though!

Looking great

don't know if anyone saw this is the last few days. Basically a guy (Amir) sold a laptop on ebay, the seller had a bad time with the deal, and has created a website for Amir...as sweet revenge Website http://www.amirtofangsazan.blogspot.com/ Article in yesterday news http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/arti...in_page_id=1770 How thick can someone be!!

That's a completly different type of rendering. Image rendering/photo manipulation, not 3D rendering. You'll need 3DS Max to do 3D model renders.